Five-word thread

by **Ivan** Sun Oct 09, 2011 10:22 am

First topic message reminder :

Who will start us off?

by astra Tue Nov 01, 2011 5:46 pm

if ever one were needed

by astra Tue Nov 01, 2011 8:55 pm

and keeps Rennie and Renata employed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by oftenwrong Wed Nov 02, 2011 10:08 am

but no longer Jimmy Shand

by **Phil Hornby** Wed Nov 02, 2011 5:01 pm

in celestial White Heather Club

by oftenwrong Wed Nov 02, 2011 5:59 pm

with both harp and accordian

by astra Wed Nov 02, 2011 6:21 pm

OOOOOOOH!! Don't mention Bag Pipes!

by **Phil Hornby** Wed Nov 02, 2011 7:24 pm

We didn't. Nor would we.

by astra Wed Nov 02, 2011 7:54 pm

put fireworks in a Haggis

by **Phil Hornby** Wed Nov 02, 2011 8:18 pm

nor sparklers in a sporran

by astra Wed Nov 02, 2011 9:51 pm

or pepper in a morris dancer's

by oftenwrong Wed Nov 02, 2011 10:29 pm

half-time pint for rhythmic maintenance

by astra Thu Nov 03, 2011 12:05 am

the fool would still imbibe

by oftenwrong Thu Nov 03, 2011 9:29 am

music, the food of love

by astra Thu Nov 03, 2011 11:13 am

but is Morris Dancing, music?

by **Phil Hornby** Thu Nov 03, 2011 11:37 am

or a thirst-generating ritual?

by astra Thu Nov 03, 2011 12:11 pm

and an ENGLISH reason for

by **Phil Hornby** Thu Nov 03, 2011 2:31 pm

waving your bells about , loudly

by astra Thu Nov 03, 2011 2:50 pm

stamping and waving your big

by **Phil Hornby** Thu Nov 03, 2011 3:30 pm

( A brief interlude now follows)

by astra Thu Nov 03, 2011 4:12 pm

can ye no' find it?? Very Happy

by **Phil Hornby** Thu Nov 03, 2011 4:14 pm

With the aid of magnification

by astra Thu Nov 03, 2011 4:32 pm

, darning needle, steady hand and

by oftenwrong Thu Nov 03, 2011 5:22 pm

some flowers in your hair

by **Phil Hornby** Thu Nov 03, 2011 5:48 pm

strolling onward to San Francisco

by astra Thu Nov 03, 2011 7:03 pm

over land and sea just

by oftenwrong Thu Nov 03, 2011 10:14 pm

to avoid eating rotten potatoes

by astra Thu Nov 03, 2011 10:44 pm

and big juicy slugs with

by oftenwrong Fri Nov 04, 2011 9:28 am

a distinct aversion to salt

by astra Fri Nov 04, 2011 2:18 pm

gives them a good purging

by **Phil Hornby** Fri Nov 04, 2011 4:17 pm

Hello -I'm from the RSPCA

by astra Fri Nov 04, 2011 4:28 pm

SNAILS!!!!

NOT the GeeGee Escargot!

by oftenwrong Fri Nov 04, 2011 5:11 pm

rather nice with garlic butter

by astra Fri Nov 04, 2011 5:21 pm

Is it? ask a Belgian

by oftenwrong Fri Nov 04, 2011 7:05 pm

name just one famous Belgian

by **Phil Hornby** Fri Nov 04, 2011 8:25 pm

Could be a long wait...

by astra Fri Nov 04, 2011 9:00 pm

Herman van Rumpy of course ..........

by **Phil Hornby** Fri Nov 04, 2011 9:11 pm

Even his Mum's forgotten him!

by astra Fri Nov 04, 2011 9:31 pm

forgotten Who?

by oftenwrong Fri Nov 04, 2011 10:33 pm

I'll never forget that ............... wotsisname.

by astra Fri Nov 04, 2011 10:37 pm

Wotsits? I like "cheesey wotsits!!"

by astra Sat Nov 05, 2011 12:18 pm

WHOOPS! I mentioned another "unmentionable!"

Rene & Renata
Corn snacks

Dog is trying to scrape his way out of the door Sad

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