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Five-word thread

Post by Ivan on Sun Oct 09, 2011 10:22 am

First topic message reminder :

Who will start us off?


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Re: Five-word thread

Post by oftenwrong on Fri Mar 09, 2012 10:34 pm

Honi soit qui maly pense

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Post by astra on Fri Mar 09, 2012 10:42 pm

OH stop gettin' all fancy
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Post by oftenwrong on Fri Mar 09, 2012 10:55 pm

You know you like it
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Post by astra on Fri Mar 09, 2012 10:59 pm

Well, Are your hands warm?
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Post by Guest on Fri Mar 09, 2012 11:07 pm

Nope. It's minus fifty-nine outside.
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Post by Phil Hornby on Sat Mar 10, 2012 5:19 pm

So, you live in Oldham...
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Post by astra on Sat Mar 10, 2012 5:27 pm

Vinegar t1ts is always ready!
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Post by oftenwrong on Sat Mar 10, 2012 5:46 pm

Is the tone degenerating again?
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Post by astra on Sat Mar 10, 2012 5:52 pm

back to the usual level
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Post by Phil Hornby on Sat Mar 10, 2012 5:54 pm

Fear not - I'll lower it...
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Post by oftenwrong on Sat Mar 10, 2012 7:05 pm

knee high to a centipede



ninety-nine CLUNK. ninety-nine CLUNK. ninety-nine CLUNK. What's that sound? It's the centipede with a wooden leg.
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Post by Phil Hornby on Sat Mar 10, 2012 7:42 pm

Obviously some Christmas crackers left...
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Post by astra on Sat Mar 10, 2012 8:41 pm

OH Goodee Christmas Dinner again! Embarassed
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Post by Phil Hornby on Sat Mar 10, 2012 9:16 pm

Hands off the parson's nose...
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Post by oftenwrong on Sat Mar 10, 2012 10:08 pm

which is "good in parts"
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Post by astra on Sat Mar 10, 2012 10:26 pm

nuffin' like a good stuffin'


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Post by Phil Hornby on Sun Mar 11, 2012 4:20 pm

Ah, the voice of experience...
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Post by astra on Sun Mar 11, 2012 4:31 pm

it's ALL in the taste! Embarassed
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Post by trevorw2539 on Sun Mar 11, 2012 4:39 pm

I put it down-where?confused
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Post by Guest on Sun Mar 11, 2012 8:37 pm

Next to the parson's nose.
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Post by trevorw2539 on Sun Mar 11, 2012 8:45 pm

Oh no. It's the [email=JW@S]JW'S[/email]Sad (or is that cheating)
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Post by trevorw2539 on Sun Mar 11, 2012 8:47 pm

Should read 'Oh no. Its the JW's'. (What happened I don't know)
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Post by Phil Hornby on Sun Mar 11, 2012 9:15 pm

They're all along The Watchtower...
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Post by Guest on Sun Mar 11, 2012 9:58 pm

keeping sharp lookout for email=JW@S]JW'S'
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Post by astra on Sun Mar 11, 2012 10:29 pm

looking at Venus or Uranus? What a Face
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Post by oftenwrong on Sun Mar 11, 2012 10:52 pm

The angle of the hypotenuse
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Post by astra on Sun Mar 11, 2012 10:55 pm

and size of the octopus............. (eh?)
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Post by Guest on Sun Mar 11, 2012 11:13 pm

and weight of the hippo
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Post by Phil Hornby on Mon Mar 12, 2012 9:26 am

that's enough about Eric Pickles
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Post by oftenwrong on Mon Mar 12, 2012 11:10 am

Who ate all the pies
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Post by astra on Mon Mar 12, 2012 11:36 am

the HAGGIS cheers has gone as well! Sad
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Post by trevorw2539 on Mon Mar 12, 2012 12:14 pm

Your late home from work.
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Post by trevorw2539 on Mon Mar 12, 2012 12:16 pm

The dogs in the oven
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Post by trevorw2539 on Mon Mar 12, 2012 12:18 pm

Your dinners in the dog
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Post by astra on Mon Mar 12, 2012 12:31 pm

Brown Dog? =Newcastle Brown, fine
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Post by Phil Hornby on Mon Mar 12, 2012 2:55 pm

Think I'll eat out tonight...
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Post by astra on Mon Mar 12, 2012 3:17 pm

You taking 'er next door?
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Post by trevorw2539 on Mon Mar 12, 2012 6:13 pm

Not if 'er 'usbands in!
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Post by Phil Hornby on Mon Mar 12, 2012 8:27 pm

Took him out last week... What a Face
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Post by astra on Mon Mar 12, 2012 8:44 pm

I take it threats were
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Post by Phil Hornby on Mon Mar 12, 2012 9:03 pm

effective. Then I shot him...!
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