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Post by Ivan on Sun Oct 09, 2011 10:22 am

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Who will start us off?


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Re: Five-word thread

Post by trevorw2539 on Thu Mar 15, 2012 1:53 pm

Doris is your wife, M'Lud?

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Post by Phil Hornby on Thu Mar 15, 2012 3:36 pm

That explains her hourly rate...
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Post by astra on Thu Mar 15, 2012 3:39 pm

Stenographers recording every word cost
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Post by Phil Hornby on Thu Mar 15, 2012 3:48 pm

I'll keep it short, then.
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Post by astra on Thu Mar 15, 2012 3:52 pm

Like, "NO I did not
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Post by Phil Hornby on Thu Mar 15, 2012 3:56 pm

That's £2500 (plus VAT ) please.
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Post by trevorw2539 on Thu Mar 15, 2012 4:12 pm

WHAT? Pass the smelling salts!
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Post by trevorw2539 on Thu Mar 15, 2012 4:17 pm

What expense on tax form?
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Post by astra on Thu Mar 15, 2012 4:37 pm

"Hospitality and favours in kind"
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Post by oftenwrong on Thu Mar 15, 2012 5:29 pm

subject to twenty percent VAT
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Post by astra on Thu Mar 15, 2012 5:36 pm

That VAT gets everywhere, like


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Post by oftenwrong on Thu Mar 15, 2012 5:46 pm

What's in it for girls?
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Post by trevorw2539 on Thu Mar 15, 2012 6:09 pm

What's in what for girls?Embarassed
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Post by trevorw2539 on Thu Mar 15, 2012 6:16 pm

Ah. Lipstick in her handbag:
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Post by trevorw2539 on Thu Mar 15, 2012 6:19 pm

Vice squad can stand down.
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Post by Phil Hornby on Thu Mar 15, 2012 6:52 pm

They'd never actually stood up
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Post by oftenwrong on Thu Mar 15, 2012 7:46 pm

Boinnggg! went Zebedee, showing off
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Re: Five-word thread

Post by astra on Thu Mar 15, 2012 8:53 pm

and Florence and Ermintrude laughed ....
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Post by trevorw2539 on Thu Mar 15, 2012 9:06 pm

and Brian split his shell.
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Post by trevorw2539 on Thu Mar 15, 2012 9:07 pm

While Dylan was hopping mad.
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Post by oftenwrong on Thu Mar 15, 2012 10:27 pm

because his hair turned grey
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Post by trevorw2539 on Thu Mar 15, 2012 10:45 pm

Ah. Hare today, Jugged tomorrow
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Post by Phil Hornby on Fri Mar 16, 2012 10:31 am

Magic Roundabout to magic mushrooms...?
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Post by oftenwrong on Fri Mar 16, 2012 11:54 am

read The Doors of Perception
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Post by astra on Fri Mar 16, 2012 1:04 pm

Fly through on a magic carpet
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Post by trevorw2539 on Fri Mar 16, 2012 1:31 pm

Cheap fares on Aladdin Airways
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Post by Phil Hornby on Fri Mar 16, 2012 3:33 pm

A cactus shandy, Steward, please....
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Re: Five-word thread

Post by Guest on Fri Mar 16, 2012 3:35 pm

and close the windows, please
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Post by trevorw2539 on Fri Mar 16, 2012 4:48 pm

There's a draught blowing out.
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Post by oftenwrong on Fri Mar 16, 2012 5:36 pm

all the archbishop's altar candles
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Post by trevorw2539 on Fri Mar 16, 2012 6:50 pm

Poor quality wicks from China:cry:
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Post by astra on Fri Mar 16, 2012 7:29 pm

the wax is no better
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Post by Guest on Fri Mar 16, 2012 7:31 pm

but the wane is topnotch
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Post by astra on Fri Mar 16, 2012 8:07 pm

how's Marion Michael Morrison in here?
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Post by Phil Hornby on Fri Mar 16, 2012 8:30 pm

Get off your horse and
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Post by trevorw2539 on Fri Mar 16, 2012 9:18 pm

do beware of the pommell:


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Post by astra on Sat Mar 17, 2012 10:46 am

brings tears to your eyes..
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Post by trevorw2539 on Sat Mar 17, 2012 10:59 am

And pain to other parts.
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Post by Phil Hornby on Sat Mar 17, 2012 11:29 am

Not if mounted correctly- aaaaaaarrrrrrrrgghh!
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Post by oftenwrong on Sat Mar 17, 2012 11:46 am

Stable-lad wins £millions at Cheltenham
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Post by trevorw2539 on Sat Mar 17, 2012 12:14 pm

Nothing will change, he says
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