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Post by astra on Tue Feb 14, 2012 2:08 pm

sorry Ivan, the piccy disnae open Sad
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Post by Phil Hornby on Tue Feb 14, 2012 2:35 pm

That's not much of a caption, Mr Astra...! Very Happy
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Post by Ivan on Tue Feb 14, 2012 2:40 pm

Hello astra. I wonder if others can't see it? I can. Click on this link:-

http://twitpic.com/8jiuiq
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Post by astra on Tue Feb 14, 2012 3:40 pm

Got it! Ta!

OK Reverend!

Fox Bingo is catching on!

"Boy!! Am I goin to FOX the w, er Bankers!! (Phew, that was close!)

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Post by Phil Hornby on Tue Feb 14, 2012 4:02 pm

The woman behind the fox is saying : " No you stupid animal, I said 'Vic's in the queue'..." Rolling Eyes

or...

" So you heard about this bank on Fox News..." Evil or Very Mad

or the small boy is saying : " I wish the queue would move faster for fox sake..."... Shocked


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Post by ROB on Tue Feb 14, 2012 4:29 pm

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Post by oftenwrong on Tue Feb 14, 2012 5:14 pm

What are YOU looking at, haven't you seen a TV star before?
(Reynard appears in the "Whitechapel" series) http://www.tv.com/shows/whitechapel/
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Post by Ivan on Tue Feb 14, 2012 11:00 pm

I think Rev Hornby's two entries win the dinner with Werritty. Now let's up the stakes and throw Liam Fox in as well for the best caption for this photo:-



In case astra or anyone else can't open the photo:-
http://twitpic.com/8k01dh

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Post by astra on Wed Feb 15, 2012 11:25 am

This photo works fine!

I can only say AW Cute! The guy on the left, cuddles up with a 3 ft teddy the wife left in the guest bedroom!

Some ruffty tuffty Alsatian!!
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Post by jackthelad on Wed Feb 15, 2012 11:44 am

This is more comfortable than a human leg.
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Post by oftenwrong on Wed Feb 15, 2012 12:04 pm

Ivan wrote:I think Rev Hornby's two entries win the dinner with Werritty. Now let's up the stakes and throw Liam Fox in as well for the best caption for this photo:-



In case astra or anyone else can't open the photo:-
http://twitpic.com/8k01dh


Did YOU get any of David Laws' rent money?
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Re: Caption competition

Post by Ivan on Thu Feb 16, 2012 9:56 pm

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Post by astra on Thu Feb 16, 2012 10:00 pm

A'm no talkin' tae ye, ye jist pit shoogar in yer parritch!
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Post by oftenwrong on Thu Feb 16, 2012 10:48 pm

Quite soon, Scots may be entitled to describe themselves as an endangered species. Like the Panda.

How big is Edinburgh Zoo, does anyone know?
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Re: Caption competition

Post by Phil Hornby on Fri Feb 17, 2012 8:34 pm



" ....and you're going to taste this first, laddie, just in case they've done the same to it as they did the anthrax stew..."
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Caption competition

Post by oftenwrong on Mon Mar 24, 2014 10:54 pm

Caption Competition

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Re: Caption competition

Post by Phil Hornby on Tue Mar 25, 2014 7:35 am

Photographer :" What are you doing with that pig?"
Cameron : " Just holding it gently"
Photographer : " I wasn't talking to you..."
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Post by Ivan on Tue Mar 25, 2014 9:07 am

I suppose the most obvious caption is:-
 
"I've stopped this snout from going in the trough - there's no room alongside all the Tory donors."
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Post by oftenwrong on Tue Mar 25, 2014 1:43 pm

(Photographed standing outside the sausage-factory)

Just remember what I say, "We're all in this together".
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Post by Phil Hornby on Tue Mar 25, 2014 8:44 pm


" He's my pen friend, but I don't take him for grunted..."
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Re: Caption competition

Post by Jsmythe on Sun Apr 13, 2014 8:23 pm



"Pardon? Oh yes ..cutting the deficit."
"I'll be using a more thorough method - chop chop chop here and everywhere."
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Post by Jsmythe on Sun Apr 13, 2014 8:54 pm



Cameron - "Its non fattening ,provides energy and saves you loads of money."

"Porridge for breakfast dinner and tea is the key to good budgeting"





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Post by oftenwrong on Sun Apr 13, 2014 10:43 pm

Vote Tory, and we'll see if there's any of this left for hard-working families.

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Re: Caption competition

Post by Ivan on Thu Oct 22, 2015 10:55 pm

I'm sure we could all think of some more captions for that Cameron pig photo now, but what do you make of this? They're too young to be going to a UKIP meeting.


https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CR87hw9WEAAMc_e.jpg
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Post by oftenwrong on Fri Oct 23, 2015 12:40 am

Survivors leaving a Donald Trump election rally.
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Re: Caption competition

Post by boatlady on Fri Oct 23, 2015 8:21 am

Young Conservatives?
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Post by Phil Hornby on Fri Oct 23, 2015 9:33 am

Frankly, you'd never catch me seeking to put a caption to a photograph... Embarassed
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Re: Caption competition

Post by oftenwrong on Tue Oct 27, 2015 12:02 pm

Bet you can't resist this one, Phil:



Roberto Carlos shares a joke with Neymar and Ronaldo
Getty Images
.... but Cutting Edge can surely do better than that!
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Post by Phil Hornby on Tue Oct 27, 2015 12:38 pm



"... and while the ref was busy booking you, I slipped that scorpion into his shorts' pocket..."
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Re: Caption competition

Post by Ivan on Sat Apr 30, 2016 8:59 am



https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ChORu7tWYAAnUBr.jpg

Who are the rest of these people in this weird stretch limo, George?

"So tell me again, George, this is a kind of moving container for transporting people, is it?"
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Post by Phil Hornby on Sat Apr 30, 2016 9:28 am

" I know you never buy a ticket, George, but didn't you reserve seats either...?"
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Post by Ivan on Sat Apr 30, 2016 9:37 am

"So remind me, George, how do I tell the driver where I want to go?"
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Post by oftenwrong on Sat Apr 30, 2016 11:12 am

...and this is how my Dad used to get hold of a wog ...

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Post by Phil Hornby on Sat Apr 30, 2016 12:40 pm

Very Happy All the comedians are out today...!
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Post by Ivan on Sat Jul 02, 2016 12:42 pm



Source: Twitter

Will Laura Kuenssberg insist that the dog must belong to Jeremy Corbyn? afraid
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Post by Phil Hornby on Sat Jul 02, 2016 3:28 pm

" Now then, now then, Fido - are you sure they said we need some new faeces around here? "
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Re: Caption competition

Post by oftenwrong on Sat Jul 02, 2016 10:54 pm

'ello, 'ello!  Who asked your opinion?

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Re: Caption competition

Post by Jsmythe on Sat Nov 05, 2016 1:27 am

Ivan wrote:

Source: Twitter

"What were they talking about in there?"
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Anybody want to argue with any of this?

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