Five-word thread

by **Ivan** Sun Oct 09, 2011 10:22 am

First topic message reminder :

Who will start us off?

by Guest Fri Dec 16, 2011 4:49 pm

because of too many rubies

by **Phil Hornby** Fri Dec 16, 2011 8:34 pm

from the Indian Tandoori Kitchen

by Guest Fri Dec 16, 2011 8:49 pm

smoking up the tawdry joint

by oftenwrong Fri Dec 16, 2011 10:17 pm

being passed around the room

by Charlatan Sat Dec 17, 2011 2:38 am

slowly, jerkily, lovingly, generously infact

by **Phil Hornby** Sat Dec 17, 2011 4:23 pm

but nobody had a light

by Guest Tue Dec 20, 2011 8:51 pm

except Thomas Edison, bless him

by **Phil Hornby** Tue Dec 20, 2011 8:58 pm

but it'll never catch on

by Guest Tue Dec 20, 2011 9:30 pm

except in dark scientific circles

by **Phil Hornby** Tue Dec 20, 2011 10:04 pm

until they read the meter

by oftenwrong Tue Dec 20, 2011 10:25 pm

or find that higgs boson

by astra Tue Dec 20, 2011 10:32 pm

's been going rrrooond an' arrroond

(please adopt a Northumberland 'Burr' when stating the above) Thanks!!

by **Phil Hornby** Tue Dec 20, 2011 10:46 pm

Don't get technical with me...

by Guest Tue Dec 20, 2011 11:08 pm

IP just means intermediate playing

by oftenwrong Wed Dec 21, 2011 9:56 am

silly tricks to amuse us

by Charlatan Wed Dec 21, 2011 10:20 am

with the odour of bo

by oftenwrong Wed Dec 21, 2011 10:25 am

by **Phil Hornby** Wed Dec 21, 2011 3:36 pm

Give over - you'll go blind...

by oftenwrong Wed Dec 21, 2011 5:14 pm

just until I need glasses

by astra Wed Dec 21, 2011 9:39 pm

I've cracked the bloomin' lenses!

by **Phil Hornby** Wed Dec 21, 2011 9:48 pm

which were steamed up anyway

by oftenwrong Wed Dec 21, 2011 10:31 pm

meanwhile, back at the vicarage

by **Phil Hornby** Thu Dec 22, 2011 10:27 am

calmly taking tea and tranquilizers

by astra Thu Dec 22, 2011 10:27 am

those gathered as "campanologists" are

by Charlatan Thu Dec 22, 2011 11:25 am

Fluent in english and swahili

by oftenwrong Thu Dec 22, 2011 5:00 pm

with their big swinging bells

by **Phil Hornby** Thu Dec 22, 2011 5:14 pm

but always walked that way

by oftenwrong Thu Dec 22, 2011 5:20 pm

if anyone were actually watching

by **Phil Hornby** Thu Dec 22, 2011 5:24 pm

they quickly recoiled in horror

by oftenwrong Thu Dec 22, 2011 5:29 pm

probably due to ignorant superstition

by astra Thu Dec 22, 2011 6:45 pm

about wot's under a Kilt

by **Phil Hornby** Thu Dec 22, 2011 6:51 pm

- keep it under your hat

by astra Thu Dec 22, 2011 7:06 pm

- not big enuff fer that!! Sad

by oftenwrong Thu Dec 22, 2011 7:23 pm

is that boasting or complaining?

by **Phil Hornby** Thu Dec 22, 2011 7:38 pm

Fancy hanging a hat there...!

by Guest Thu Dec 22, 2011 9:17 pm

on a retreating horse's rump

by astra Thu Dec 22, 2011 9:28 pm

Bearskin on the head!

by astra Thu Dec 22, 2011 9:29 pm

Badger skin on the Sporran

PLEEEEEZE do NOT mix 'em up!!!!! Shocked

by Guest Thu Dec 22, 2011 10:32 pm

Coonskin on the rider;s head

(His name is David Crockett)

by astra Thu Dec 29, 2011 2:08 pm

gets you arrested in UK

by Guest Thu Dec 29, 2011 5:18 pm

and gets applause in Texas

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