Should Cabinet exit controls be relaxed so that Theresa May can be kicked out?
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Grass an immigrant day?
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If the government really want people to inform them of known illegal immigrants, shouldn't they pay a bounty of say £10,000 per dozen grassed. Not only would it possibly lower the cost of public services, it would also create a boom in jobs. Just think of the growth possibilities for public sector workers to start their own business>
If the government really want people to inform them of known illegal immigrants, shouldn't they pay a bounty of say £10,000 per dozen grassed. Not only would it possibly lower the cost of public services, it would also create a boom in jobs. Just think of the growth possibilities for public sector workers to start their own business>

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Is Theresa May fit for purpose?
Hot on the heals of the fiasco over the not checking passports and visa's at British Airport's for which Tessa blamed everyone else she has now hand British Boarder control to a French firm........Reason, to cut costs.......
'Bungling' French firm replaces British staff guarding our borders
http://travel.aol.co.uk/2011/11/24/bungling-french-firm-replaces-british-staff-guarding-our-borders/?icid=maing-grid7|uk|dl11|sec1_lnk2|86414
Is she Fit For Purpose?
'Bungling' French firm replaces British staff guarding our borders
Home Secretary Theresa May has handed Eamus Cork Solutions (ECS) a £7.1 million deal for the frontline responsibility of searching lorries and buses entering the UK.
The job of searching for immigrants, smugglers or terror suspects at the checkpoint in Dunkirk usually falls to UK Border Agency (UKBA) staff, who are, unsurprisingly, disappointed by the move, calling it 'cheap and a threat to national security'.
To make matters worse, the ECS has also recently come under fire for a series of blunders, including allowing immigrants to escape a detention centre and guards sleeping on duty.
http://travel.aol.co.uk/2011/11/24/bungling-french-firm-replaces-british-staff-guarding-our-borders/?icid=maing-grid7|uk|dl11|sec1_lnk2|86414
Is she Fit For Purpose?
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I'll wager Sarcozy cannot believe his luck!
#1 Present the French Company with a er not bribe - cannot call it that! a 'persuasion, an office building in a prime location say, to let so many accross (really Astradt, what would YOU do if you were on the border in that circumstance and the lorries going the other way?)
#2 This FOREIGN company is going to recieve sensitive documentation on who the BRITISH Gubmint deem fit/unfit to enter this land! I'll wager the French Police are all over these communications!
#3 Are there any details of the tendering process - which BRITISH companies tendered?
and lastly, this company are saying who can come out of Sangat ( or it's new replacement which is non too far away)
#1 Present the French Company with a er not bribe - cannot call it that! a 'persuasion, an office building in a prime location say, to let so many accross (really Astradt, what would YOU do if you were on the border in that circumstance and the lorries going the other way?)
#2 This FOREIGN company is going to recieve sensitive documentation on who the BRITISH Gubmint deem fit/unfit to enter this land! I'll wager the French Police are all over these communications!
#3 Are there any details of the tendering process - which BRITISH companies tendered?
and lastly, this company are saying who can come out of Sangat ( or it's new replacement which is non too far away)
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Wouldn't this be a lot like America assigning a private Mexican border security force to guard America's southern border?
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Exactly Shirina, it would!
I cannot believe the folly of this!
As in another thread it would seem "We're DOOMED!"
I cannot believe the folly of this!
As in another thread it would seem "We're DOOMED!"
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astra wrote:inform them of known illegal immigrants
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Weel That's Me then!
Back to Loch Tay and the wee cave with the spider!
And I will be heading back to Newcastle, what would I do if Scotland votes for Independence will I have to leave astra?
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Alec Salmond has said that "If you have lived outside Scotland for the last 3 years, you are no longer a Scot"
So it is me who has the problems!
So it is me who has the problems!
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Well it's more than that. Scots become more Scottish, the further they get from Scotland.
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OCH AYE!!!, 74 miles South of Berwick is far enough fer me, the nooo!!
The Irish have the same identity problem - ask the New York or Detroit Police/Fire Depts.

The Irish have the same identity problem - ask the New York or Detroit Police/Fire Depts.
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Phil Hornby wrote:( blogs. telegraph.uk)
" I am deporting you, Kenneth..."
" You can't ,you bossy old trout- I own a cat..."
Well there making it easier for bosses to sack there staff and today have made it easier to sack Teachers so how about making it easier for us to SACK them :pirat:
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All MPs have to be confirmed in their appointments every four years or so.
That's why some are so greedy while they are there.
That's why some are so greedy while they are there.
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Redflag. Herr Cameron has now introduced a 5 year fixed term, making it even more difficult to remove them. Dont do as I do, Do as I tell you.
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bobby wrote:Redflag. Herr Cameron has now introduced a 5 year fixed term, making it even more difficult to remove them. Dont do as I do, Do as I tell you.
Thanks bobby I had a feeling that was the case is it not to to quote an old saying "What is sauce for the goose is sauce for the Gander"
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bobby wrote:Redflag. Herr Cameron has now introduced a 5 year fixed term, making it even more difficult to remove them. Dont do as I do, Do as I tell you.
how very true bobby. unless the Lib/Dem's walk out on them. but will not happen now. as they have about as much back bone as a chocolate e'clair bobby. they will not wake up till they hear a crack in the ice just before they fall in.

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Re: Should Cabinet exit controls be relaxed so that Theresa May can be kicked out?
astra wrote:Dogs have masters??
tell THAT to him on the left - Clyde
Thinking about this threads heading if we relax the laws to kick out Mrs May why not kick them all out? anybody got any ideas I would be willing to try anything.
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With the Houses of Parliament sinking into the Thames and St Steven's Tower leaning 18 inches at the top, does this mean that MP's when in Parliament will have to wear hard hats? (it was they in the first place who slapped these crazy 'elf an' safety rules on us all)
The free hard hat provided by us will save Theresa May a wadge in hairstyling!!
The free hard hat provided by us will save Theresa May a wadge in hairstyling!!
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astra wrote:With the Houses of Parliament sinking into the Thames and St Steven's Tower leaning 18 inches at the top, does this mean that MP's when in Parliament will have to wear hard hats? (it was they in the first place who slapped these crazy 'elf an' safety rules on us all)
The free hard hat provided by us will save Theresa May a wadge in hairstyling!!
would just love to see her in a hard hat and Hi-viz vest as well. as she is such a pile of old poo. me being nice ha ha my only real worry is that she has so very little to fill the hat astra
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Can't manage that, but this might make you vomit:-would just love to see her in a hard hat and Hi-viz vest as well.

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Ivan wrote:Can't manage that, but this might make you vomit:-would just love to see her in a hard hat and Hi-viz vest as well.
Ivan
just been sick and feel quite ill looking at her. its just made me have to take a ibuprofen pain relief pill ha ha ha
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astra wrote:Would love to be standing next to May's shredder right now!!
I watch a lot of the BBC Parliament channel and its been ages since I have seen her in the H.O.C is she keeping a low profile or maybe just maybe doing her job ie Working.
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Theresa backs plans to boost Maidenhead town centre
Theresa May has given her support to proposals to rejuvenate the Kings Triangle area of Maidenhead town centre. The plans, which were subject to public consultation over the summer, will transform the area between King Street and Queen Street, with new shops, homes and offices. A planning application has now been submitted to the Royal Borough of Windsor and Maidenhead, which if approved would allow the project to go ahead as the first stage in improving the town centre.
Theresa May has given her support to proposals to rejuvenate the Kings Triangle area of Maidenhead town centre. The plans, which were subject to public consultation over the summer, will transform the area between King Street and Queen Street, with new shops, homes and offices. A planning application has now been submitted to the Royal Borough of Windsor and Maidenhead, which if approved would allow the project to go ahead as the first stage in improving the town centre.
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Fashion Notes

And here we have Theresa modelling for the fuller figure and showing just how far from elegant a fat , lined-faced old slapper with a double-chin and lank hair can actually look if you dare to turn on the light in her presence...
( Next week Anne Widdecombe shows the daring slinky swimwear fashions for Summer 2012, so leave the country now if you are of a nervous disposition)

And here we have Theresa modelling for the fuller figure and showing just how far from elegant a fat , lined-faced old slapper with a double-chin and lank hair can actually look if you dare to turn on the light in her presence...
( Next week Anne Widdecombe shows the daring slinky swimwear fashions for Summer 2012, so leave the country now if you are of a nervous disposition)
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far from elegant a fat , lined-faced old slapper with a double-chin and lank hair
An' yer said the 5 word thread was going on dangerous terriTORY!!

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Sorry, Mr Astra - my inadvertent narrative on Ms May must have been a slip of the tongue....

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astra wrote:far from elegant a fat , lined-faced old slapper with a double-chin and lank hair
An' yer said the 5 word thread was going on dangerous terriTORY!!![]()
Sorry Astra just got your 5 word thread.
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on Ms May must have been a slip of the tongue....
Nothing, er, fishy one hopes

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Whats that, Scumbag Tory Disease?.
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jackthelad. You got that one slightly wrong! Far from resigning over her relaxation of border controls, or her bare-faced lie about an immigrant being allowed to stay here because he owned a cat, all has been forgotten.Theresa May will huff and puff for a few days, they all do it, then fall on her sword, she will follow Fox.
Now the stupid and incompetent old trout is rumoured to be plotting against Cameron because she fancies her chances of becoming the next Prime Minister. Her platform? Abolish the Human Rights Act! Not to amend it, get rid of it, throw out the baby with the bath water. After all, the woman who was once concerned that the Tories were being seen as 'the nasty party' doesn't want 'plebs' to have any rights, does she?
Re: Should Cabinet exit controls be relaxed so that Theresa May can be kicked out?
Theresa May would be a popular candidate for PM with the flog 'em and hang 'em segment of Tory voters. Xenophobia also exerts a powerful influence on many others in hard times, so refusal of entry and forced expulsions will find plenty of support in the Country. Principles that will resonate also with UKIP supporters, so Cameron will have numerous sharks circling him, though a swap at the top is unlikely to improve matters for the Nation anyway.
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oftenwrong wrote:Theresa May would be a popular candidate for PM with the flog 'em and hang 'em segment of Tory voters. Xenophobia also exerts a powerful influence on many others in hard times, so refusal of entry and forced expulsions will find plenty of support in the Country. Principles that will resonate also with UKIP supporters, so Cameron will have numerous sharks circling him, though a swap at the top is unlikely to improve matters for the Nation anyway.
Your last line is spot on OW, none of the Tory MPs have got a clue so they would just swap one Dunderhead for another of the same ilk.
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I think the sharks of the larger and most dangerous species will wait until most of the Tory ideological policies are in place, then show their teeth, whilst being in the position of blaming Herr Cameron and the muppet Clegg for the state we will be in.
Lets be honest, we have yet to see a Tory or a Lib-Dem take responsibility for anything they do, theres allways a scape-goat
Lets be honest, we have yet to see a Tory or a Lib-Dem take responsibility for anything they do, theres allways a scape-goat
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"The Law of unintended consequences" seems to have afflicted this wicked Government ever since it formed.
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bobby wrote:I think the sharks of the larger and most dangerous species will wait until most of the Tory ideological policies are in place, then show their teeth, whilst being in the position of blaming Herr Cameron and the muppet Clegg for the state we will be in.
Lets be honest, we have yet to see a Tory or a Lib-Dem take responsibility for anything they do, theres allways a scape-goat
Hi bpbby
What did you make of Cleggs boast that since they won Eastleigh that is a sure sign the they can go on and win the next general election (do not laugh) I tend to think he has been working with the Tories too long. I think that come the 1st April when the cuts bite people in the butt, will in my opinion cause riots in the streets and maybe the end of both Tories and L/Ds.
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oftenwrong wrote:"The Law of unintended consequences" seems to have afflicted this wicked Government ever since it formed.
If only we could be sure those consequences were in fact unintended
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You think this mess might have been PLANNED?
Someone must think we have been very, very naughty.
Someone must think we have been very, very naughty.
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oftenwrong wrote:You think this mess might have been PLANNED?
Someone must think we have been very, very naughty.
This government manages the trick of being both malevolent AND incompetent. They'd make good movie villains - if it weren't for the fact that they're blighting, and sometimes ending, real lives.
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boatlady wrote:oftenwrong wrote:"The Law of unintended consequences" seems to have afflicted this wicked Government ever since it formed.
If only we could be sure those consequences were in fact unintended
Boatlady, let us put it this way, the budget in a few days is not going to good for the unemployed or the low paid, then the cuts come into effect on the 1st April and that will be it for the Tories and the yellow Tories.
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Probably off-topic, but surprisingly nobody seems to be aware that a former Government Minister (and his ex-wife) have been sent to Prison for telling lies.
Is this, or is it not, a spectacular commentary on the way Britain is being governed?
Does anybody CARE? Have we truly got the Government we deserve?
Is this, or is it not, a spectacular commentary on the way Britain is being governed?
Does anybody CARE? Have we truly got the Government we deserve?
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If our politicians were sent to jail simply for telling lies, Wandsworth and Holloway prisons would have to find room for just about the entire cabinet.
The discussion about Huhne is here:-
https://cuttingedge2.forumotion.co.uk/t332-will-huhne-get-off
The discussion about Huhne is here:-
https://cuttingedge2.forumotion.co.uk/t332-will-huhne-get-off
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I have often wondered how come Cameron and Diddy Giddy tongues do not fall out with the amount of lies they have told during and after the 2010 G.E and up until today.Ivan wrote:If our politicians were sent to jail simply for telling lies, Wandsworth and Holloway prisons would have to find room for just about the entire cabinet.
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Ahhh Redflag....Bless!!! So niave, but I know youre young and have time to learn
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