Five-word thread

by **Ivan** Sun Oct 09, 2011 10:22 am

First topic message reminder :

Who will start us off?

by oftenwrong Fri Mar 09, 2012 10:34 pm

Honi soit qui maly pense

by astra Fri Mar 09, 2012 10:42 pm

OH stop gettin' all fancy

by oftenwrong Fri Mar 09, 2012 10:55 pm

You know you like it

by astra Fri Mar 09, 2012 10:59 pm

Well, Are your hands warm?

by Guest Fri Mar 09, 2012 11:07 pm

Nope. It's minus fifty-nine outside.

by **Phil Hornby** Sat Mar 10, 2012 5:19 pm

So, you live in Oldham...

by astra Sat Mar 10, 2012 5:27 pm

Vinegar t1ts is always ready!

by oftenwrong Sat Mar 10, 2012 5:46 pm

Is the tone degenerating again?

by astra Sat Mar 10, 2012 5:52 pm

back to the usual level

by **Phil Hornby** Sat Mar 10, 2012 5:54 pm

Fear not - I'll lower it...

by oftenwrong Sat Mar 10, 2012 7:05 pm

knee high to a centipede

ninety-nine CLUNK. ninety-nine CLUNK. ninety-nine CLUNK. What's that sound? It's the centipede with a wooden leg.

by **Phil Hornby** Sat Mar 10, 2012 7:42 pm

Obviously some Christmas crackers left...

by astra Sat Mar 10, 2012 8:41 pm

OH Goodee Christmas Dinner again! Embarassed

by **Phil Hornby** Sat Mar 10, 2012 9:16 pm

Hands off the parson's nose...

by oftenwrong Sat Mar 10, 2012 10:08 pm

which is "good in parts"

by astra Sat Mar 10, 2012 10:26 pm

nuffin' like a good stuffin'

by **Phil Hornby** Sun Mar 11, 2012 4:20 pm

Ah, the voice of experience...

by astra Sun Mar 11, 2012 4:31 pm

it's ALL in the taste! Embarassed

by trevorw2539 Sun Mar 11, 2012 4:39 pm

I put it down-where? confused

by Guest Sun Mar 11, 2012 8:37 pm

Next to the parson's nose.

by trevorw2539 Sun Mar 11, 2012 8:45 pm

Oh no. It's the [email=JW@S]JW'S[/email] Sad

(or is that cheating)

by trevorw2539 Sun Mar 11, 2012 8:47 pm

Should read 'Oh no. Its the JW's'. (What happened I don't know)

by **Phil Hornby** Sun Mar 11, 2012 9:15 pm

They're all along The Watchtower...

by Guest Sun Mar 11, 2012 9:58 pm

keeping sharp lookout for email=JW@S]JW'S'

by astra Sun Mar 11, 2012 10:29 pm

looking at Venus or Uranus? What a Face

by oftenwrong Sun Mar 11, 2012 10:52 pm

The angle of the hypotenuse

by astra Sun Mar 11, 2012 10:55 pm

and size of the octopus............. (eh?)

by Guest Sun Mar 11, 2012 11:13 pm

and weight of the hippo

by **Phil Hornby** Mon Mar 12, 2012 9:26 am

that's enough about Eric Pickles

by oftenwrong Mon Mar 12, 2012 11:10 am

Who ate all the pies

by astra Mon Mar 12, 2012 11:36 am

the HAGGIS cheers

has gone as well! Sad

by trevorw2539 Mon Mar 12, 2012 12:14 pm

Your late home from work.

by trevorw2539 Mon Mar 12, 2012 12:16 pm

The dogs in the oven

by trevorw2539 Mon Mar 12, 2012 12:18 pm

Your dinners in the dog

by astra Mon Mar 12, 2012 12:31 pm

Brown Dog? =Newcastle Brown, fine

by **Phil Hornby** Mon Mar 12, 2012 2:55 pm

Think I'll eat out tonight...

by astra Mon Mar 12, 2012 3:17 pm

You taking 'er next door?

by trevorw2539 Mon Mar 12, 2012 6:13 pm

Not if 'er 'usbands in!

by **Phil Hornby** Mon Mar 12, 2012 8:27 pm

Took him out last week... What a Face

by astra Mon Mar 12, 2012 8:44 pm

I take it threats were

by **Phil Hornby** Mon Mar 12, 2012 9:03 pm

effective. Then I shot him...!

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