Caption competition

by astra Tue Feb 14, 2012 2:08 pm

sorry Ivan, the piccy disnae open Sad

by **Phil Hornby** Tue Feb 14, 2012 2:35 pm

That's not much of a caption, Mr Astra...! Very Happy

by **Ivan** Tue Feb 14, 2012 2:40 pm

Hello astra. I wonder if others can't see it? I can. Click on this link:-

http://twitpic.com/8jiuiq

by astra Tue Feb 14, 2012 3:40 pm

Got it! Ta!

OK Reverend!

Fox Bingo is catching on!

"Boy!! Am I goin to FOX the w, er Bankers!! (Phew, that was close!)

by **Phil Hornby** Tue Feb 14, 2012 4:02 pm

The woman behind the fox is saying : " No you stupid animal, I said 'Vic's in the queue'..." Rolling Eyes

or...

" So you heard about this bank on Fox News..." Evil or Very Mad

or the small boy is saying : " I wish the queue would move faster for fox sake..."... Shocked

by ROB Tue Feb 14, 2012 4:29 pm

It's MY money and I want it NOW!

by oftenwrong Tue Feb 14, 2012 5:14 pm

What are YOU looking at, haven't you seen a TV star before?
(Reynard appears in the "Whitechapel" series) http://www.tv.com/shows/whitechapel/

by **Ivan** Tue Feb 14, 2012 11:00 pm

I think Rev Hornby's two entries win the dinner with Werritty. Now let's up the stakes and throw Liam Fox in as well for the best caption for this photo:-

Caption competition 8k01dh

In case astra or anyone else can't open the photo:-
http://twitpic.com/8k01dh

by astra Wed Feb 15, 2012 11:25 am

This photo works fine!

I can only say AW Cute! The guy on the left, cuddles up with a 3 ft teddy the wife left in the guest bedroom!

Some ruffty tuffty Alsatian!!

by jackthelad Wed Feb 15, 2012 11:44 am

This is more comfortable than a human leg.

by oftenwrong Wed Feb 15, 2012 12:04 pm

Ivan wrote:I think Rev Hornby's two entries win the dinner with Werritty. Now let's up the stakes and throw Liam Fox in as well for the best caption for this photo:-

In case astra or anyone else can't open the photo:-
http://twitpic.com/8k01dh

Did YOU get any of David Laws' rent money?

by **Ivan** Thu Feb 16, 2012 9:56 pm

by astra Thu Feb 16, 2012 10:00 pm

A'm no talkin' tae ye, ye jist pit shoogar in yer parritch!

by oftenwrong Thu Feb 16, 2012 10:48 pm

Quite soon, Scots may be entitled to describe themselves as an endangered species. Like the Panda.

How big is Edinburgh Zoo, does anyone know?

by **Phil Hornby** Fri Feb 17, 2012 8:34 pm

" ....and you're going to taste this first, laddie, just in case they've done the same to it as they did the anthrax stew..."

by oftenwrong Mon Mar 24, 2014 10:54 pm

Caption Competition

Caption competition Enhanced-3157-1395654771-1

by **Phil Hornby** Tue Mar 25, 2014 7:35 am

Photographer :" What are you doing with that pig?"
Cameron : " Just holding it gently"
Photographer : " I wasn't talking to you..."

by **Ivan** Tue Mar 25, 2014 9:07 am

I suppose the most obvious caption is:-

"I've stopped this snout from going in the trough - there's no room alongside all the Tory donors."

by oftenwrong Tue Mar 25, 2014 1:43 pm

(Photographed standing outside the sausage-factory)

Just remember what I say, "We're all in this together".

by **Phil Hornby** Tue Mar 25, 2014 8:44 pm

" He's my pen friend, but I don't take him for grunted..."

by Jsmythe Sun Apr 13, 2014 8:23 pm

"Pardon? Oh yes ..cutting the deficit."
"I'll be using a more thorough method - chop chop chop here and everywhere."

by Jsmythe Sun Apr 13, 2014 8:54 pm

Cameron - "Its non fattening ,provides energy and saves you loads of money."

"Porridge for breakfast dinner and tea is the key to good budgeting"

by oftenwrong Sun Apr 13, 2014 10:43 pm

Vote Tory, and we'll see if there's any of this left for hard-working families.

by **Ivan** Thu Oct 22, 2015 10:55 pm

I'm sure we could all think of some more captions for that Cameron pig photo now, but what do you make of this? They're too young to be going to a UKIP meeting.

Caption competition CR87hw9WEAAMc_e

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CR87hw9WEAAMc_e.jpg

by oftenwrong Fri Oct 23, 2015 12:40 am

Survivors leaving a Donald Trump election rally.

by boatlady Fri Oct 23, 2015 8:21 am

Young Conservatives?

by **Phil Hornby** Fri Oct 23, 2015 9:33 am

Frankly, you'd never catch me seeking to put a caption to a photograph... Embarassed

by oftenwrong Tue Oct 27, 2015 12:02 pm

Bet you can't resist this one, Phil:

Caption competition Roberto-carlos-neymar-ronaldo

Roberto Carlos shares a joke with Neymar and Ronaldo
Getty Images .... but Cutting Edge can surely do better than that!

by **Phil Hornby** Tue Oct 27, 2015 12:38 pm

"... and while the ref was busy booking you, I slipped that scorpion into his shorts' pocket..."

by **Ivan** Sat Apr 30, 2016 8:59 am

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ChORu7tWYAAnUBr.jpg

“Who are the rest of these people in this weird stretch limo, George?”

"So tell me again, George, this is a kind of moving container for transporting people, is it?"