Five-word thread (Part 2)

by oftenwrong Mon Mar 19, 2012 7:50 pm

First topic message reminder :

The oldies were the goodies

by oftenwrong Tue Mar 27, 2012 5:47 pm

Probably all of us simultaneously

by trevorw2539 Tue Mar 27, 2012 5:52 pm

That's why I'm behind Oftenwrong:)

by Guest Tue Mar 27, 2012 6:46 pm

Auntie runs a four-four forty

by **Phil Hornby** Tue Mar 27, 2012 8:28 pm

Is your stammer no better ?

by oftenwrong Tue Mar 27, 2012 10:53 pm

What, stammer, or stab 'er?

by trevorw2539 Wed Mar 28, 2012 10:02 pm

No. No. st..t..t..utter y..y..you n..n..nutter:oops:

by astra Wed Mar 28, 2012 10:20 pm

very bumpy, this road EH??

by **Phil Hornby** Wed Mar 28, 2012 10:26 pm

You can't trust those SatNavs...

by trevorw2539 Wed Mar 28, 2012 10:36 pm

Better than wife in back:oops:

by **Phil Hornby** Thu Mar 29, 2012 1:28 pm

But maybe not your girlfriend...!

by oftenwrong Thu Mar 29, 2012 5:03 pm

Horses for Courses, they say.

by astra Thu Mar 29, 2012 7:42 pm

Someone say Camilla was in

by trevorw2539 Thu Mar 29, 2012 7:46 pm

Steady. The Bloody tower awaits.

by **Phil Hornby** Thu Mar 29, 2012 7:51 pm

Or worse - a Premier Inn...

by astra Thu Mar 29, 2012 7:57 pm

OH!! Jippy tummies for hire

by **Phil Hornby** Thu Mar 29, 2012 8:04 pm

Thursday Night Special : Coypu Curry

by trevorw2539 Thu Mar 29, 2012 10:12 pm

Friday. Buy more toilet rolls.

by astra Thu Mar 29, 2012 10:27 pm

and ice to sit on!! :affraid: What a Face

by astra Thu Mar 29, 2012 10:28 pm

teethmarks on the porcelain and

by oftenwrong Thu Mar 29, 2012 10:56 pm

General tone defying good taste

by **Phil Hornby** Fri Mar 30, 2012 8:37 am

But nothing new in that..

by trevorw2539 Fri Mar 30, 2012 9:08 am

Keep up the good work.

by oftenwrong Fri Mar 30, 2012 12:36 pm

or down, as may be

by **Phil Hornby** Sat Mar 31, 2012 11:02 am

found in the best duvets

by astra Sat Mar 31, 2012 12:20 pm

Horse-hair went out with the

by trevorw2539 Sat Mar 31, 2012 12:40 pm

Advent of the motor vehicle

by trevorw2539 Sat Mar 31, 2012 12:40 pm

Hard to shave a Rolls.

by astra Sat Mar 31, 2012 1:14 pm

Yet, Rolls Razors were the

by **Phil Hornby** Sat Mar 31, 2012 1:26 pm

best thing since sliced bread

by astra Sat Mar 31, 2012 1:40 pm

and a Rolls washing machine

by **Phil Hornby** Sat Mar 31, 2012 1:42 pm

tended to corner rather badly

by astra Sat Mar 31, 2012 1:46 pm

exploded on spin more like

by oftenwrong Sat Mar 31, 2012 2:28 pm

with its revolutionary twin tub

by trevorw2539 Sat Mar 31, 2012 4:12 pm

and sauna in the boot

by oftenwrong Sat Mar 31, 2012 5:31 pm

boot in the sauna worse

by **Phil Hornby** Sat Mar 31, 2012 6:07 pm

especially if sock in it

by oftenwrong Sat Mar 31, 2012 7:20 pm

to 'em for perverse pleasure

by astra Fri Jun 01, 2012 11:30 pm

not my pain, so OK

by **Phil Hornby** Sat Jun 02, 2012 12:31 pm

So, we've started up again...!

by oftenwrong Sat Jun 02, 2012 1:02 pm

Who hid the jump leads?

by **Phil Hornby** Sat Jun 02, 2012 4:14 pm

They'd be guilty as charged...

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