Chain word game

First topic message reminder :

Here we start off with two words. You take the last word of the previous post to use as the first word of the new post, then you add a second word to it that makes sense.

For example, chain word could be followed by word game.

maximum effort

Effort proportional to result

result, one - nil

nil by mouth

mouth allmighty (nothing personal boatlady)

Allmighty God  (mea culpa, mea culpa,mea máxima culpa).

God sees all

All in a days work

work experience

Experience is what helps us to recognise our mistakes upon repetition.

repetition is what gives us the experience so that we don't make mistakes.

Mistakes are inherent in the human makeup.

makeup tips

Tips are not what Herr David Cameron gives to an overworked Italian Waitress.

waitress service

Service with a smile

smile for the camera

camera never lies

Lies and deceit are Tory bye-words

bye-words are to be found in by-laws

by laws. Is dem like the in-laws wot wont stop?

Stop taking the tablets

Tablets are better than Laptops.

Laptops get very hot

Hot is good for the winter

Winter warmer

warmer climes

Climes plural of climate

climate change

change the record

record breaker

Breaker Morant was guilty.

Guilty look

look a flying pig

pig-ignorant

ignorant of the facts

Facts irrefutable

irrefutable evidence

Evidence based medicine

medicine chest

chest freezer