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As Saudi Arabia says it's the first nation to grant citizenship to a robot, the UK is expected to dispute the claim.


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The obvious difference is that humans can reproduce the Race. Whereas robots can only occur from human activity.

How does that reflect upon the remarks made by Andrea Leadsom when seeking party leadership?

Put up or shut up?

The first contestants for the new series of 'I’m A Celebrity, Get Me Out Of Here!' have been revealed.....


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As the number of people in the UK who are homeless tops 300,000, some Tories take a picture of themselves outside a 'Shelter' shop.......


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Surely shum mishtake ...

NHS staffing crisis forces an 83-year-old doctor out of retirement..........


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Muslim attacks four British youths......


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Nick Clegg could have learned something from this guy.....


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A man has been charged with plotting to kill Theresa May.


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Beggin' yer pardon, Sir, I shouted "ard a larboard!", just as the boom swung round and caught the steersman full amidships. 'e tacked to port just as evrythin' was shiftin' t'other way like. But now the village 'as a proper houseboat for grockles to stay in.

Picture of the Proud Mary being taken to her new moorings

Dog waste bin in Rochdale to be named after Nigel Farage

From an article by Charlie Stuart:-

The ‘Nigel Farage Dog Waste Bin’ will be revealed in the New Year to commemorate the ex-UKIP leader’s contribution to Brexit. It is understood that a short unveiling ceremony will be held to coincide with Nick Clegg being knighted by the Queen. The bin, which will be painted yellow and purple, is to be fitted with an ashtray and pint-holder to celebrate Farage’s links to the ‘man on the street’, whilst a bronze number ‘7’ on the lid will honour the number of occasions on which he selflessly failed to be elected as a member of Parliament. “Nothing could more symbolic of Nigel Farage’s contribution to British politics than a cheap, gaudy, poorly-constructed plastic bin filled to the brim with dog shit”, said the council employee responsible for the leak.

The move was apparently prompted by Israel’s plans to name a new train station after US President Donald Trump, following his decision to recognise Jerusalem as the country’s capital. Critics have suggested that it would be more appropriate to name a train crash after Trump instead, though how this would be implemented in practical terms remains unclear.

Public reaction to the news has been mixed, with some people in favour of the gesture and others insulted by the implication that Farage is a bucketful of shite. Keen Brexiteer Darren Fudd vented his anger on Twitter, calling the council a “DISC RACE FULL BUNCH OF TRATORS” and demanding that “SIR NIGEL SHULD BE GIVEN A NITE HOOD FOR TAKING ARE CUNTRY BACK!!!”. However, local resident Lisa Greenan thought the tribute “more than appropriate”. “I can’t think of a better way to honour a man who took a massive dump on this country’s lawn and then ran away to hump the leg of the dirty old man across the road”, she said.

https://rochdaleherald.co.uk/2017/12/29/dog-shit-bin-rochdale-park-named-nigel-farage-new-years-honours-list/

Just in case you weren't sure......


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