Six things you've never done

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Marcus Brigstocke currently has a programme on BBC Radio 4 where he invites guests to try things they've never done.

Share your list with us of six of the things you've never experienced. I'll start the ball rolling:-
- I've never eaten an oyster
- I've never bought a copy of 'The Sun'
- I've never been to Scotland (like the Romans, I stopped at Hadrian's Wall)
- I've never smoked a cigarette
- I've never watched an episode of 'Coronation Street'
- I've never voted Tory

All on separate occasions

boatlady wrote:I've done allbut two of those - no, I'm not telling

All but one! And no, not telling either lol - a little mystery never hurt...

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Though there will be a million women saying, "I remember that useless ****"

Did everyone do this?
Oh well my turn now.
1)never been abroad
2)never been to Ireland
3)never had v.d
4)never had haggis
5)never been in a plane
6)never eaten lobster

Make it your 2014 project to have haggis - in honour of Scottish independence - it's a much less scary foodstuff than you might think - rich and tasty, served with tatties and neeps (turnips to those of us south of the border)

Dunny warry lass aye nae wat darn thins wur butliddy.

I have never fallen off a ladder (though I have cleaned church windows from the top of one)
I have never towed a caravan (with or without a car)
I have never ridden an elephant (though I have about 1000+ of them in the room next door)
I have never learnt to play a piano (or any other musical instrument for that matter)
I have never been scuba diving (though I have been flounder fishing with a spear)
I have never run a marathon (though I have done the same distance on a sponsored walk)

Sensible choices of omission, Foxcliffe.

There is nothing difficult about towing a caravan, so long as you remember the additional weight and width. The fun starts when you try to reverse, and the two components go their separate ways!

'There is nothing difficult about towing a caravan,....'

I have enough trouble getting me down the road, let alone a mobile residence!!

It isn't the additional weight, maybe not even the width (though there might be a few close calls), it is the extra length. I leave plenty of room behind me when I pull out - just so long as I leave the caravan behind too