Is a radical change of thought now required?

Erehwon University, 1 April 2013

Researchers claim to have deciphered a papyrus scroll written in Latin about two millenia ago, which appears to describe a Full Pardon granted to one Jesu Cristo by Roman Procurator Pilates commanding his immediate release, upon which the Accused apparently left Jerusalem bound for Tiberias and was never again involved in public life.

Enquiries continue, and a government spokesman declined to say whether any priests might now qualify for unemployment benefit.

April Fool

I have since learned that the veracity of my opening posting cannot be established, and must therefore apologise to anyone who might have been misled, though it originated from a source just as reliable as a Tory Manifesto.

I have since learned that the veracity of my opening posting cannot be established, and must therefore apologise to anyone who might have been misled, though it originated from a source just as reliable as a Tory Manifesto.

Yeah, well Nowhere University was the first clue, OW. Nice try.

very elegant and amusing April Fool's - congratulations