Five-word thread

by **Ivan** Sun Oct 09, 2011 10:22 am

First topic message reminder :

Who will start us off?

by **Phil Hornby** Thu Feb 23, 2012 8:43 pm

No - it's H-H-H-H-H-Hornby's Half-Hour... Very Happy

by astra Thu Feb 23, 2012 8:56 pm

Helllew My name's Sandy and

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OZL4rTEWU5c

by **Phil Hornby** Thu Feb 23, 2012 9:41 pm

you probably wish it wasn't

by astra Thu Feb 23, 2012 9:45 pm

I hasten to add that the party of the first part (moi) wishes to inform the party of the second part ( er, you) that the party of the first part's name is not, never has been Alexander or any part therof! Shocked

"Hello luverly boy!
Bunch of What a Face

by **Phil Hornby** Thu Feb 23, 2012 9:51 pm

This is no time to have swallowed a solicitor.... Shocked

by astra Thu Feb 23, 2012 9:54 pm

who is fawning to Cameron

by **Phil Hornby** Thu Feb 23, 2012 10:00 pm

but in only five words

by astra Thu Feb 23, 2012 10:10 pm

Heavensh, I MUSHT be dreeming!

by oftenwrong Thu Feb 23, 2012 10:29 pm

To sleep. Perchance to dream

by **Phil Hornby** Thu Feb 23, 2012 10:39 pm

That Shakespeare gets in everywhere...

by astra Thu Feb 23, 2012 10:56 pm

The Storm Fiend did loudly bray,

by Guest Thu Feb 23, 2012 11:55 pm

that Shakespeare be taught nevermore

by astra Fri Feb 24, 2012 12:39 am

and Mcgonigall takes the breach!
http://www.mcgonagall-online.org.uk/gems/lines-in-praise-of-tommy-atkins

(or was it the Kipling fellah?)
http://www.poetryloverspage.com/poets/kipling/tommy.html

by Guest Fri Feb 24, 2012 1:13 am

or maybe it was Kilroy

by astra Fri Feb 24, 2012 1:48 am

Silk in his Piper Aztec

by Guest Fri Feb 24, 2012 1:56 am

dropping one-hundred-pouders on the scoundrels

by astra Fri Feb 24, 2012 2:01 am

while exclaiming "Shock and AWE" to

by Guest Fri Feb 24, 2012 2:20 am

terrified passengers onboard the Aztec

by astra Fri Feb 24, 2012 2:40 am

while exclaiming "Shock and AWE" to

Them havin' a TEA PARTY

by astra Fri Feb 24, 2012 2:41 am

Heh! Storm in a TEACUP

by Guest Fri Feb 24, 2012 3:02 am

a teacup laden with one-hundred-pounders

by **Phil Hornby** Fri Feb 24, 2012 12:04 pm

Anyone got the Panadol, please....?

by Guest Fri Feb 24, 2012 12:24 pm

Nope. But here's some Tylenol

by **Phil Hornby** Fri Feb 24, 2012 4:33 pm

I've tried that n'all n'all...

by astra Fri Feb 24, 2012 4:38 pm

Welcome to the Sanatogen Set . . . . . .

by **Phil Hornby** Fri Feb 24, 2012 4:59 pm

versus the feared Wincarnis Winos

by astra Fri Feb 24, 2012 5:25 pm

NEVER mix "Grape and Grain"

by Guest Fri Feb 24, 2012 7:12 pm

because "grapain" tastes like sludge

by astra Fri Feb 24, 2012 7:33 pm

and you need Nu Lax .....

(ever mixed 5 bottles of Bud with 6 shots of Scotch Single Malt on the rocks?) bounce

by Guest Fri Feb 24, 2012 8:02 pm

because Ol' Lax won't work

(Ever mix one hundred eighty proof Everclear with punch?)

by **Phil Hornby** Fri Feb 24, 2012 8:15 pm

That's enough electric soup recipes...

by astra Fri Feb 24, 2012 8:47 pm

There's an electric eel in?

by oftenwrong Fri Feb 24, 2012 10:43 pm

Bucky is best .... ask anyone

by astra Fri Feb 24, 2012 10:51 pm

Cannot understand the DORIC tongue lol!

by Guest Sat Feb 25, 2012 12:44 am

because electricity deep-fries his eardrums

by oftenwrong Sat Feb 25, 2012 9:53 am

without affecting the visual acuity

by astra Sat Feb 25, 2012 1:28 pm

and no brain cells to

by oftenwrong Sat Feb 25, 2012 4:56 pm

impede the assumption of ignorance

by astra Sat Feb 25, 2012 7:13 pm

stop the echo more like

by oftenwrong Sun Feb 26, 2012 7:20 pm

and cock a deffun, Guv

by astra Sun Feb 26, 2012 7:45 pm

a deaf coque tastes as

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