Five-word thread

[Ivan]

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Who will start us off?

[Guest]

for inscriptions of ill repute

[Phil Hornby]

-that's the sort we like

[oftenwrong]

to see in the Ladies'

[Phil Hornby]

Graffiti Championship of Great Britain

[Guest]

most recently won by Beatrice

[Phil Hornby]

-Brighton's big buxom saucy scribbler

[Guest]

which deliciously beckones degenerate men

[Phil Hornby]

who are plentiful in Brighton

[Guest]

and innundate all of England

[Phil Hornby]

except Pease Pottage's leafy suburbs

[oftenwrong]

according to usually reliable sources

[Phil Hornby]

who, nonetheless, are 'psychologically challenged'

[oftenwrong]

primarily due to premature weaning

[Phil Hornby]

but also to innate stupidity

[astra]

and wet nursing from the groundsman's

[Guest]

tidy shack on the green

[oftenwrong]

baize covered billiard table there

[Phil Hornby]

where Suarez shouts " Pot Black"

[astra]

Tax man shouts "Got yer all"

[Phil Hornby]

before a fatal cue attack

[Guest]

at Jimmy's Poolshack on 3rd

[astra]

rock past the sun called

[oftenwrong]

"Don't go near that one!"

[astra]

OOOOOERR I'm all burned out

[oftenwrong]

Houston, we have a problem

[Phil Hornby]

usually known as Bobby Brown

[oftenwrong]

Who let Frank Zappa in

[astra]

Zeppelins?? That's a gas man

[Phil Hornby]

come to read the meter

[astra]

and empty the florins from

[Phil Hornby]

your mislaid 1970 holiday tin

[astra]

amazing where it turned up

[oftenwrong]

How did she do that?

[astra]

the way she tells 'em

[oftenwrong]

makes you believe almost anything

[astra]

taken in "just like that"

[Phil Hornby]

and for the fiftieth time...

[astra]

How tickled I ham missus!

[Phil Hornby]

amongst still more comedic catchphrases

[astra]

OOOOH mocking Astra now now

[Phil Hornby]

No - it's H-H-H-H-H-Hornby's Half-Hour...

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