Five-word thread

by **Ivan** Sun Oct 09, 2011 10:22 am

First topic message reminder :

Who will start us off?

by oftenwrong Fri Nov 18, 2011 12:24 pm

whilst awaiting a Postal Order.

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by **Phil Hornby** Fri Nov 18, 2011 12:33 pm

and, apparently, having slimmed somewhat

by astra Fri Nov 18, 2011 1:11 pm

. A bacon slicer would'nt manage

by Guest Fri Nov 18, 2011 2:03 pm

but chainsaws managed well enough

by jackthelad Fri Nov 18, 2011 2:06 pm

to cut through red tape

by Guest Fri Nov 18, 2011 2:10 pm

until even chainsaws get clogged

by astra Fri Nov 18, 2011 2:32 pm

Davis Monthan have the answer

by astra Fri Nov 18, 2011 2:34 pm

, chopping Pickles or a B52

by oftenwrong Fri Nov 18, 2011 5:26 pm

What has Eric done now

by astra Fri Nov 18, 2011 6:09 pm

Breathe????? ????? ?????

by **Phil Hornby** Fri Nov 18, 2011 6:30 pm

who'd give mouth-to-mouth?!

by astra Fri Nov 18, 2011 7:30 pm

a Wide Mouthed Frog? Cherie?

by **Phil Hornby** Fri Nov 18, 2011 8:19 pm

No-a hippo at least...

by astra Fri Nov 18, 2011 8:25 pm

the halitosis would make him

by **Phil Hornby** Fri Nov 18, 2011 8:30 pm

choke the hippo in seconds

by astra Fri Nov 18, 2011 9:58 pm

I was thinking of the Hippo!

by **Phil Hornby** Fri Nov 18, 2011 10:00 pm

Well don't. It's not natural.

by astra Fri Nov 18, 2011 10:19 pm

Eric's mouth is larger than

by astra Fri Nov 18, 2011 10:20 pm

OR

Iffin it feels good doit

by oftenwrong Fri Nov 18, 2011 10:58 pm

A wafer-thin mint, Sir?

by **Phil Hornby** Fri Nov 18, 2011 11:00 pm

not with this cocaine , thanks

by astra Fri Nov 18, 2011 11:19 pm

Black Moroccan Hash though, is

by oftenwrong Sat Nov 19, 2011 9:56 am

not connected with corned beef

by **Phil Hornby** Sat Nov 19, 2011 11:24 am

unless served as dessert course

by oftenwrong Sat Nov 19, 2011 5:46 pm

Custard on Ketama's finest herb

by **Phil Hornby** Sat Nov 19, 2011 8:29 pm

brandy and cigars to follow

by astra Sat Nov 19, 2011 8:43 pm

and an accomodating lady for

by **Phil Hornby** Sat Nov 19, 2011 8:47 pm

£2.75 an hour plus VAT

by astra Sat Nov 19, 2011 8:49 pm

on Business rate, VAT free

by **Phil Hornby** Sat Nov 19, 2011 8:54 pm

so you know her too...

by astra Sat Nov 19, 2011 9:51 pm

Girl with the platform smile

by oftenwrong Sat Nov 19, 2011 10:29 pm

also available for baptisms, weddings

by astra Sat Nov 19, 2011 11:43 pm

car repairs, window cleaning and

by oftenwrong Sun Nov 20, 2011 10:21 am

bar mitzvah's by prior arrangement

by **Phil Hornby** Sun Nov 20, 2011 12:10 pm

- her business card's 2ft square

by Guest Sun Nov 20, 2011 1:24 pm

transported in her pickup truck

by astra Sun Nov 20, 2011 2:18 pm

with her various accoutraments for

by oftenwrong Sun Nov 20, 2011 5:41 pm

bar mitzvah's, weddings, baptisms aforementioned

by **Phil Hornby** Sun Nov 20, 2011 7:58 pm

and that's just the start

by astra Sun Nov 20, 2011 10:03 pm

whilst it's the daylight hours

by oftenwrong Sun Nov 20, 2011 10:34 pm

depressingly diminished in the Winter

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