Five-word thread

by **Ivan** Sun Oct 09, 2011 10:22 am

First topic message reminder :

Who will start us off?

by astra Sat Nov 05, 2011 12:18 pm

WHOOPS! I mentioned another "unmentionable!"

Rene & Renata
Corn snacks

Dog is trying to scrape his way out of the door Sad

by **Phil Hornby** Sat Nov 05, 2011 4:06 pm

I've stumbled into another dimension...

by oftenwrong Sat Nov 05, 2011 4:30 pm

Whatever else - Don't log off!!

by astra Sat Nov 05, 2011 4:48 pm

he's still in kitchen "making tea"

by **Phil Hornby** Sat Nov 05, 2011 4:55 pm

It's easy to lose count...

by astra Sat Nov 05, 2011 6:34 pm

until the cramp sets in

by oftenwrong Sat Nov 05, 2011 10:05 pm

otherwise known as bankers' doom

by astra Sat Nov 05, 2011 10:35 pm

and can't shout for help!

by oftenwrong Sun Nov 06, 2011 12:30 pm

In Space, nobody hears screams

by astra Sun Nov 06, 2011 12:38 pm

OH!!! He's in that other dimension

by **Phil Hornby** Sun Nov 06, 2011 1:19 pm

Six-word thread? Inflation rules...!

by oftenwrong Sun Nov 06, 2011 1:27 pm

But minimum wage holds fast

by astra Sun Nov 06, 2011 3:35 pm

like super glue to a

by **Phil Hornby** Sun Nov 06, 2011 4:07 pm

stick insect on sticky buns

( with thanks to Blackadder Goes Forth)

by astra Sun Nov 06, 2011 4:33 pm

one of Gregg's depth charges?

by **Phil Hornby** Sun Nov 06, 2011 4:37 pm

Fancy Greggs charging for depth ... Shocked

by astra Sun Nov 06, 2011 4:53 pm

it's NOT of their products

by oftenwrong Sun Nov 06, 2011 5:42 pm

as defined by Customs regulations

by astra Sun Nov 06, 2011 5:47 pm

or as elf n' safety

by oftenwrong Sun Nov 06, 2011 5:57 pm

pin that to the wall

by astra Sun Nov 06, 2011 6:00 pm

of death while a motorbike

by astra Sat Nov 12, 2011 12:47 pm

coughs and splutters like an

by oftenwrong Sat Nov 12, 2011 5:29 pm

by astra Wed Nov 16, 2011 4:00 pm

in Tesco's sample tasting kitchen

by Guest Wed Nov 16, 2011 4:22 pm

we scarfed fish and chips

($3.99, two big pieces of codfish, chips, hush puppies)

by **Phil Hornby** Wed Nov 16, 2011 4:24 pm

and whispered " Asda's is better"

by Guest Wed Nov 16, 2011 4:40 pm

but Captain D’s ain’t shabby

by astra Wed Nov 16, 2011 5:00 pm

Just DON'T go to Greggs Evil or Very Mad

(British Baker operating countrywide)

by oftenwrong Wed Nov 16, 2011 5:51 pm

but they're still hiring staff

by **Phil Hornby** Wed Nov 16, 2011 8:14 pm

to serve their discerning customers

by oftenwrong Wed Nov 16, 2011 10:41 pm

who, hungry, will eat anything

by Guest Thu Nov 17, 2011 12:27 am

yet when sated, die off

by oftenwrong Thu Nov 17, 2011 11:32 am

with nothing to explain it

by astra Thu Nov 17, 2011 1:13 pm

except for a very large

by **Phil Hornby** Thu Nov 17, 2011 2:44 pm

mouse-flavoured half-eaten muffin

by oftenwrong Thu Nov 17, 2011 4:49 pm

labelled "One of your Five".

by **Phil Hornby** Thu Nov 17, 2011 6:02 pm

and " Best Before September 1997"

by oftenwrong Thu Nov 17, 2011 7:36 pm

Like the one we have

by astra Thu Nov 17, 2011 11:02 pm

served up for Mr. Pickles

by **Phil Hornby** Fri Nov 18, 2011 8:07 am

who can scoff absolutely anything

by oftenwrong Fri Nov 18, 2011 12:24 pm

whilst awaiting a Postal Order.

Five-word thread - Page 5 ?type=display

by Sponsored content