Five-word thread

by **Ivan** Sun Oct 09, 2011 10:22 am

First topic message reminder :

Who will start us off?

by Charlatan Sat Jan 21, 2012 5:53 pm

As they unite against order

by astra Sun Jan 22, 2012 10:24 pm

and they unite against Law

by Guest Mon Jan 23, 2012 3:32 am

because lawyers are often lawless

by **Phil Hornby** Mon Jan 23, 2012 8:54 am

but rarely, if ever, penniless

by oftenwrong Mon Jan 23, 2012 9:50 am

while they bill in Guineas

by astra Mon Jan 23, 2012 1:31 pm

never quaffing pints of Guiness

by oftenwrong Mon Jan 23, 2012 2:48 pm

At last a sensible suggestion

by **Phil Hornby** Mon Jan 23, 2012 9:13 pm

doomed to failure on here...! Smile

by astra Mon Jan 23, 2012 9:25 pm

can't see folk enjoying themselves?

by **Phil Hornby** Mon Jan 23, 2012 9:41 pm

Present company excepted, of course...!

by astra Mon Jan 23, 2012 9:49 pm

every rule has it's exceptions!

by Guest Mon Jan 23, 2012 11:57 pm

Every exceptional lawyer has scruples

by oftenwrong Tue Jan 24, 2012 12:21 am

and very likely testicles too

by astra Tue Jan 24, 2012 1:41 pm

Sweetbreads again? On well buttered toast

by **Phil Hornby** Tue Jan 24, 2012 2:24 pm

Just coffee for me ,thanks...

by astra Tue Jan 24, 2012 2:26 pm

Sugar? one LUMP or two?

by **Phil Hornby** Tue Jan 24, 2012 2:29 pm

I am sweet enough already... Very Happy

by astra Tue Jan 24, 2012 2:31 pm

OH Shucks! Should have known Embarassed

by oftenwrong Tue Jan 24, 2012 3:04 pm

Modesty is the best policy

by astra Tue Jan 24, 2012 4:03 pm

when trying to compare sizes

by Guest Tue Jan 24, 2012 4:05 pm

lawyers always come up short

by astra Tue Jan 24, 2012 4:20 pm

especially the stroppy female ones

by oftenwrong Tue Jan 24, 2012 7:14 pm

Who'll see you in Chambers

by astra Tue Jan 24, 2012 7:34 pm

OOOOOH! Not the STD's again

by oftenwrong Tue Jan 24, 2012 7:48 pm

Again? Where have you been?

by **Phil Hornby** Tue Jan 24, 2012 8:22 pm

And with whom?, we ask...

by astra Tue Jan 24, 2012 8:32 pm

on the 'Briefing Couch' with

by **Phil Hornby** Tue Jan 24, 2012 8:36 pm

a good book and cocoa

by astra Tue Jan 24, 2012 10:14 pm

probably a much beterrer What a Face

idea

by oftenwrong Tue Jan 24, 2012 10:56 pm

indeed, more betterer by far!

by **Phil Hornby** Wed Jan 25, 2012 12:51 pm

If not the most bestest...

by astra Wed Jan 25, 2012 1:00 pm

So, keep away from

by oftenwrong Wed Jan 25, 2012 1:01 pm

the least worst alternative proposition

by **Phil Hornby** Wed Jan 25, 2012 1:46 pm

and passing five-word threads...

by astra Wed Jan 25, 2012 2:39 pm

Better to prepare a Haggis cheers

Fair fa' your honest, sonsie face, (Fall, Pleasant)
Great chieftain o' the pudding-race!
Aboon them a' yet tak your place, (Above)
Painch, tripe, or thairm:
Weel are ye wordy o' a grace (Well Worthy)
As lang's my arm.
http://www.robertburns.org/works/147.shtml

by Guest Wed Jan 25, 2012 3:48 pm

betterer a plate of bar-b-que

by **Phil Hornby** Wed Jan 25, 2012 3:52 pm

Haggisburger with fries, 'to go'

by Guest Wed Jan 25, 2012 3:56 pm

bar-b-que red beans and rice

by **Phil Hornby** Wed Jan 25, 2012 4:14 pm

for those namby-pamby vegetarians

by astra Wed Jan 25, 2012 4:20 pm

It's Burn's Night, enjoy

by astra Sun Jan 29, 2012 2:05 pm

OK I've recovered from the

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