Five-word thread

by **Ivan** Sun Oct 09, 2011 10:22 am

First topic message reminder :

Who will start us off?

by astra Mon Dec 05, 2011 5:23 pm

All in very HIGH NOTES!!!!! Shocked

by oftenwrong Mon Dec 05, 2011 5:25 pm

audiences emerge humming the interval

by **Phil Hornby** Mon Dec 05, 2011 6:58 pm

at which many leave surreptitiously

by Charlatan Mon Dec 05, 2011 9:05 pm

with a touch of metal

by **Phil Hornby** Mon Dec 05, 2011 9:15 pm

otherwise known as a knife

by astra Mon Dec 05, 2011 9:53 pm

by **Phil Hornby** Mon Dec 05, 2011 9:59 pm

yeah, mate - one of them

by oftenwrong Mon Dec 05, 2011 10:55 pm

not necessarily "one of those"

by Charlatan Mon Dec 05, 2011 11:07 pm

or even them we have

by **Phil Hornby** Tue Dec 06, 2011 10:02 am

like wot we certainly shouldn't

by oftenwrong Tue Dec 06, 2011 10:03 am

whilst all our blessings flow

by Charlatan Tue Dec 06, 2011 3:02 pm

and we, not thankful enough

by **Phil Hornby** Tue Dec 06, 2011 3:56 pm

don't even give a monkey's

by oftenwrong Tue Dec 06, 2011 5:11 pm

amorous activity for the Coalition

by **Phil Hornby** Tue Dec 06, 2011 5:24 pm

Cameron and Clegg's love-child

by Charlatan Tue Dec 06, 2011 5:47 pm

from Bushe's sordid affair

by **Phil Hornby** Tue Dec 06, 2011 6:02 pm

which is classified 'Top Secret'

by Charlatan Tue Dec 06, 2011 7:00 pm

and the public knows little

by **Phil Hornby** Tue Dec 06, 2011 7:12 pm

and probably cares even less

by Charlatan Tue Dec 06, 2011 7:24 pm

was printed and used as...

by oftenwrong Tue Dec 06, 2011 7:48 pm

an apologia for Reaganism policies

by astra Tue Dec 06, 2011 10:19 pm

- see places, meet people then

by oftenwrong Tue Dec 06, 2011 10:30 pm

prepare to meet your Maker

by astra Tue Dec 06, 2011 10:39 pm

astride a programmed cruise missile

by Charlatan Wed Dec 07, 2011 9:30 am

with chocolate inside the glovebox

by **Phil Hornby** Wed Dec 07, 2011 9:33 am

melting, if the heater's on

by oftenwrong Wed Dec 07, 2011 11:19 am

all over your Designer sunglasses

by astra Wed Dec 07, 2011 12:29 pm

there is nothing WORSE than

by **Phil Hornby** Wed Dec 07, 2011 2:41 pm

a gnat in one's nightshirt

by oftenwrong Wed Dec 07, 2011 5:01 pm

a gnu could be worse

by astra Wed Dec 07, 2011 5:28 pm

push you out the bed!

by Charlatan Wed Dec 07, 2011 7:08 pm

said astra to her husband...

by oftenwrong Wed Dec 07, 2011 7:38 pm

Probably best leave that alone

by **Phil Hornby** Wed Dec 07, 2011 7:48 pm

That's just what she said...

by astra Wed Dec 07, 2011 8:13 pm

said astra to her husband...

CHARLATAN!!! Oim a mayn!!!!! PURLEEEZE!!!!! Twisted Evil

(and like my AVTAR, still "complete" Very Happy

by **Phil Hornby** Wed Dec 07, 2011 8:25 pm

At the local Conservative Club

by Guest Wed Dec 07, 2011 8:40 pm

the liberals staged a sit-in

by **Phil Hornby** Wed Dec 07, 2011 8:54 pm

but calling it a 'Coalition'

by Guest Wed Dec 07, 2011 9:03 pm

against evil Wall Stree bankers

by Charlatan Wed Dec 07, 2011 9:08 pm

Like a certain rocking brother...

by astra Wed Dec 07, 2011 10:06 pm

Tony Blair with Guitar and

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