Five-word thread

by **Ivan** Sun Oct 09, 2011 10:22 am

First topic message reminder :

Who will start us off?

by oftenwrong Fri Feb 03, 2012 7:31 pm

wearing the fashionable bi-focals

by **Phil Hornby** Fri Feb 03, 2012 8:25 pm

and bell-bottomed tartan trews

by Guest Fri Feb 03, 2012 9:09 pm

while driving an Allegheny Allegory

by oftenwrong Fri Feb 03, 2012 10:13 pm

to which there's no answer

by astra Sat Feb 04, 2012 3:47 pm

much to AUSTINtacious for me!

by **Phil Hornby** Sat Feb 04, 2012 6:18 pm

-that's worse than the car!

by oftenwrong Sat Feb 04, 2012 7:30 pm

Ah, memories of Red Robbo!

by **Phil Hornby** Sat Feb 04, 2012 7:48 pm

Michael Edwardes' favourite Communist Agitator

by Guest Sat Feb 04, 2012 7:56 pm

drove a Yugo 5-speed drop-top

by astra Sat Feb 04, 2012 7:56 pm

Did British Steel have alligators?

by astra Sat Feb 04, 2012 7:58 pm

drove a Yugo 5-speed drop-top

called them skips (Dumpsters) round here!

by Guest Sat Feb 04, 2012 8:17 pm

called them "exquisite" over there

by astra Sat Feb 04, 2012 8:19 pm

Lada, Trabant, all "character Forming"

by **Phil Hornby** Sat Feb 04, 2012 8:24 pm

and don't mention the ....'Astra'......

by astra Sat Feb 04, 2012 8:37 pm

OK I won't then - - - why?

by **Phil Hornby** Sat Feb 04, 2012 8:44 pm

Everybody's bound to want one

by astra Sat Feb 04, 2012 9:15 pm

now yer pullin' my - er ....

by Guest Sat Feb 04, 2012 9:15 pm

Everybody's bound to want one

after Xzibit pimps their rides.

by oftenwrong Sat Feb 04, 2012 10:28 pm

also known as cop bait

by Guest Sun Feb 05, 2012 4:23 am

pimped rides attract voracious Bolsheviks

by **Phil Hornby** Sun Feb 05, 2012 2:07 pm

rarely seen in Pease Pottage

by oftenwrong Sun Feb 05, 2012 5:16 pm

"Bolsheviks" is back in fashion

by astra Mon Feb 06, 2012 6:44 pm

The "Bolshy Madam" in M&S

by Guest Mon Feb 06, 2012 6:57 pm

drive Lada hypedrives to Uranus

by oftenwrong Mon Feb 06, 2012 7:18 pm

wrong preposition: It's up Uranus

by **Phil Hornby** Mon Feb 06, 2012 7:25 pm

I never felt a thing

by astra Mon Feb 06, 2012 8:28 pm

Good stuff that anusol is!

by **Phil Hornby** Mon Feb 06, 2012 8:31 pm

Although not for yer turkey...

by astra Mon Feb 06, 2012 8:51 pm

any good for "Parson's Nose"

by **Phil Hornby** Mon Feb 06, 2012 9:16 pm

Not to be sneezed at

by oftenwrong Mon Feb 06, 2012 10:32 pm

inhaled, or spread on toast

by **Phil Hornby** Tue Feb 07, 2012 1:37 pm

unless the marmalade's run out

by astra Tue Feb 07, 2012 1:41 pm

the back door and up

by **Phil Hornby** Wed Feb 08, 2012 9:23 am

the flagpole, watching who salutes

by astra Wed Feb 08, 2012 9:39 am

the giddy goat on the

by oftenwrong Wed Feb 08, 2012 10:41 am

Magic Roundabout, Zebedee went BOINNGGG!

by astra Wed Feb 08, 2012 10:58 am

Florence, Dougal and Ermintrude blushed Embarassed

by Guest Thu Feb 09, 2012 3:18 pm

at Beatrice's scandalous romantic words

by oftenwrong Thu Feb 09, 2012 5:25 pm

inscribed in the Cherokee language

by **Phil Hornby** Thu Feb 09, 2012 6:59 pm

(those Jeeps are so desirable)

by Guest Thu Feb 09, 2012 7:22 pm

for inscriptions of ill repute

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