Five-word thread

by **Ivan** Sun Oct 09, 2011 10:22 am

First topic message reminder :

Who will start us off?

by **Phil Hornby** Mon Oct 17, 2011 9:38 am

with turbulence BEFORE take-off

by astra Mon Oct 17, 2011 12:29 pm

from all the artichoke hearts

by **Phil Hornby** Mon Oct 17, 2011 12:52 pm

if you'll pardon rhyming slang

by astra Mon Oct 17, 2011 1:50 pm

Brussels sprouts also help save

by oftenwrong Mon Oct 17, 2011 5:12 pm

the family Christmas from boredom

by **Phil Hornby** Mon Oct 17, 2011 9:20 pm

though ennui might be preferable

by astra Mon Oct 17, 2011 9:42 pm

would a gas mask suffice?

by oftenwrong Mon Oct 17, 2011 10:48 pm

Not if you're on solids

by astra Tue Oct 18, 2011 5:04 pm

- pebble dashing is not allowed

by oftenwrong Tue Oct 18, 2011 5:33 pm

though unusually common in Essex

by astra Wed Oct 19, 2011 7:38 pm

even on a thatched roof!

by **Phil Hornby** Wed Oct 19, 2011 7:51 pm

but not Dale Farm caravans

by astra Wed Oct 19, 2011 9:33 pm

or anywhere near Pease Pottage

by oftenwrong Wed Oct 19, 2011 10:18 pm

There's a thought! You should be able to get loads of caravans onto Gatwick.

by astra Wed Oct 19, 2011 10:53 pm

Roofs 'll make an extra runway!

by oftenwrong Thu Oct 20, 2011 9:22 am

Especially suitable for Ryanair passengers

by astra Thu Oct 20, 2011 5:14 pm

who don't mind lumps and bumps

by oftenwrong Fri Oct 21, 2011 10:28 pm

sat on their overweight luggage

by astra Sun Oct 23, 2011 3:31 pm

which burst open every time

by **Phil Hornby** Sun Oct 23, 2011 5:22 pm

when the Semtex went off

by astra Sun Oct 23, 2011 5:40 pm

OH! I thort is was the Artichoke Hearts

by **Phil Hornby** Sun Oct 23, 2011 5:51 pm

Words! I demand a recount...

by astra Sun Oct 23, 2011 6:08 pm

'Twas 'Journalistic Licence' M' dear!! cheers

by **Phil Hornby** Sun Oct 23, 2011 6:19 pm

It's six points on yours!

by astra Sun Oct 23, 2011 6:30 pm

Artichoke Hearts always end discussions! Laughing

by oftenwrong Sun Oct 23, 2011 10:07 pm

but may cause lasting indigestion

by astra Mon Oct 24, 2011 6:54 pm

keeping 'settlers' shareholders VERY content

by **Phil Hornby** Mon Oct 24, 2011 8:18 pm

and 'Rennie' fans demanding parity

by astra Mon Oct 24, 2011 8:29 pm

where's Renata, is she there

by **Phil Hornby** Mon Oct 24, 2011 8:49 pm

They'd probably cause more indigestion

by **Phil Hornby** Mon Oct 24, 2011 8:52 pm

" As a self-respecting dog, I'd like to dissociate myself from the musings of my master, Mr Astra..."

by astra Mon Oct 24, 2011 9:12 pm

OH no worries there friend!! He is ALREADY only 6 weeks in this abode, WELL on the wife's side! One is ONLY for WALKIES!!

by **Phil Hornby** Mon Oct 24, 2011 9:39 pm

He's beautiful. Lovable , appealing and everyone must want to stroke him.

Reminds me so much of myself... Very Happy

by astra Mon Oct 24, 2011 9:45 pm

Hoping behind the ears suffices What a Face

by oftenwrong Mon Oct 24, 2011 10:54 pm

and goes outside to crepe

by astra Tue Oct 25, 2011 3:40 pm

Suzette. Is it pancake day?

by **Phil Hornby** Tue Oct 25, 2011 4:19 pm

Please stop calling me Suzette..

by astra Tue Oct 25, 2011 4:59 pm

Look Shirley you don't mind,

by **Phil Hornby** Tue Oct 25, 2011 5:32 pm

I've always walked this way

by astra Tue Oct 25, 2011 9:27 pm

"OOOOH You ARE awful" but

by astra Fri Oct 28, 2011 3:05 pm

Gone all quiet in here again Sad

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