Five-word thread

by **Ivan** Sun Oct 09, 2011 10:22 am

First topic message reminder :

Who will start us off?

by astra Fri Oct 28, 2011 3:05 pm

Gone all quiet in here again Sad

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Half Term Holiday is nearly

by oftenwrong Fri Oct 28, 2011 10:11 pm

subject to a Scottish veto

by astra Fri Oct 28, 2011 11:04 pm

setting clocks in dark causes

by **Phil Hornby** Sat Oct 29, 2011 11:56 am

I've supported lots of those!

by oftenwrong Sat Oct 29, 2011 12:28 pm

Usually keen on a wind-up

by astra Sat Oct 29, 2011 6:28 pm

jumped into a sauna-parlour

by oftenwrong Sat Oct 29, 2011 7:44 pm

thinking only the purest thoughts

by **Phil Hornby** Sat Oct 29, 2011 8:02 pm

up until the steam cleared

by astra Sat Oct 29, 2011 8:25 pm

found was in the ladies

by **Phil Hornby** Sat Oct 29, 2011 8:38 pm

wearing nothing but a smile

by astra Sat Oct 29, 2011 8:44 pm

, are you new here? was

by oftenwrong Sat Oct 29, 2011 11:04 pm

intended to cover his confusion

by astra Sun Oct 30, 2011 1:11 pm

but not a bit of

by oftenwrong Sun Oct 30, 2011 6:18 pm

that proffered figleaf proved effective

by **Phil Hornby** Sun Oct 30, 2011 7:27 pm

That's quite enough cover-ups...

by astra Sun Oct 30, 2011 7:35 pm

ler it all hang out

by **Phil Hornby** Sun Oct 30, 2011 7:37 pm

The magistrate said I mustn't

by astra Sun Oct 30, 2011 7:43 pm

be seen with him again

by **Phil Hornby** Sun Oct 30, 2011 8:25 pm

after the 'lost trousers' incident

by astra Sun Oct 30, 2011 8:52 pm

Where did you loose them? Embarassed

by **Phil Hornby** Sun Oct 30, 2011 9:05 pm

Platform 14 at Waverley Station

by astra Sun Oct 30, 2011 10:01 pm

if you know where, how

by oftenwrong Sun Oct 30, 2011 10:33 pm

with a 22-hour-licensed bar

by astra Mon Oct 31, 2011 10:15 pm

, losing Tartan Troos is quite

by **Phil Hornby** Tue Nov 01, 2011 9:24 am

common in parts of Auchtermuchty

by oftenwrong Tue Nov 01, 2011 10:06 am

trying to avoid the midgies

by astra Tue Nov 01, 2011 1:39 pm

can I suggest a flame-thrower?

by **Phil Hornby** Tue Nov 01, 2011 1:50 pm

although painful in the Trossachs

by astra Tue Nov 01, 2011 2:46 pm

Hot 'caramelised' "lobster" balls anyone?

by **Phil Hornby** Tue Nov 01, 2011 3:06 pm

A poached pibroch is preferable

by astra Tue Nov 01, 2011 3:41 pm

while dancing a Highland Schottische

by **Phil Hornby** Tue Nov 01, 2011 4:15 pm

Now you're getting all technical

by astra Tue Nov 01, 2011 4:40 pm

ME? throwing a spanner in

by **Phil Hornby** Tue Nov 01, 2011 4:42 pm

Loch Etive and causing ripples

by astra Tue Nov 01, 2011 4:51 pm

..waves that caused Ghillie McTavish

by **Phil Hornby** Tue Nov 01, 2011 5:02 pm

to twiddle with his chanter

by oftenwrong Tue Nov 01, 2011 5:10 pm

and confuse tatties with neeps

by **Phil Hornby** Tue Nov 01, 2011 5:19 pm

and other Burns' Night embarrassments

by astra Tue Nov 01, 2011 5:36 pm

even before Saint Andrew's nicht

by **Phil Hornby** Tue Nov 01, 2011 5:44 pm

another Scottish piss-up excuse jocolor

by astra Tue Nov 01, 2011 5:46 pm

if ever one were needed

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