Five-word thread

by **Ivan** Sun Oct 09, 2011 10:22 am

First topic message reminder :

Who will start us off?

by astra Sun Jan 29, 2012 2:05 pm

OK I've recovered from the

by **Phil Hornby** Sun Jan 29, 2012 2:45 pm

unexpected visit of Alex Salmond

by astra Sun Jan 29, 2012 3:30 pm

where did that come from?

by oftenwrong Sun Jan 29, 2012 4:26 pm

Get on wi yer porridge

by **Phil Hornby** Sun Jan 29, 2012 4:55 pm

and yer bagpipes. Ah, stereotyping.....!

by oftenwrong Sun Jan 29, 2012 4:59 pm

Thank heaven we're above that

by **Phil Hornby** Sun Jan 29, 2012 5:08 pm

- unlike those Whisky-swilling Scots...

by astra Sun Jan 29, 2012 5:28 pm

Still gettin' sair fingers typing

by astra Sun Jan 29, 2012 5:28 pm

& I Can't type in STEREO!!

by **Phil Hornby** Sun Jan 29, 2012 5:32 pm

I understand neither of you...

by astra Sun Jan 29, 2012 5:35 pm

the benefit of being a GEMINI!!

"Both of us are watching!

by Guest Tue Jan 31, 2012 11:52 pm

but neither of us sees

by astra Wed Feb 01, 2012 8:26 am

Those who will not see,

by oftenwrong Wed Feb 01, 2012 12:15 pm

may have an alternative agenda

by astra Wed Feb 01, 2012 12:26 pm

with their eyes wide shut

by oftenwrong Wed Feb 01, 2012 12:47 pm

but having a guide-dog helps

by **Phil Hornby** Wed Feb 01, 2012 5:01 pm

unless , perchance, it's short-sighted

by oftenwrong Wed Feb 01, 2012 5:10 pm

actually, they smell, you know

by **Phil Hornby** Wed Feb 01, 2012 5:13 pm

unless using unbeatable 'Doggie Deodorant'

( available in roll-on or spray from all good vets)

by Guest Wed Feb 01, 2012 7:10 pm

their sense of smell disappears

by **Phil Hornby** Wed Feb 01, 2012 8:14 pm

My dog has no nose...

by Guest Wed Feb 01, 2012 8:21 pm

so he uses a cane

by **Phil Hornby** Wed Feb 01, 2012 8:27 pm

it was worth a try.... Very Happy

by astra Wed Feb 01, 2012 8:59 pm

by Guest Wed Feb 01, 2012 9:14 pm

he dances a Viking jig

by **Phil Hornby** Wed Feb 01, 2012 9:25 pm

very reminiscent of St Vitus...

by oftenwrong Wed Feb 01, 2012 10:32 pm

but wait for the encore!

by **Phil Hornby** Thu Feb 02, 2012 11:43 am

The Saint's 'honour ' gets withdrawn.....?! Shocked

by oftenwrong Thu Feb 02, 2012 5:07 pm

so no more "marching in"

by **Phil Hornby** Thu Feb 02, 2012 8:06 pm

Mr Vitus's taxi has arrived...

by oftenwrong Thu Feb 02, 2012 10:19 pm

Elvis has left the building

by astra Fri Feb 03, 2012 6:21 am

was it a chip shop?

by Guest Fri Feb 03, 2012 7:22 am

Nope. A clam chowder joint.

by oftenwrong Fri Feb 03, 2012 10:40 am

Peanut butter and banana sandwich.

by **Phil Hornby** Fri Feb 03, 2012 1:22 pm

What do Weightwatchers know, anyway...?

by astra Fri Feb 03, 2012 1:40 pm

I got a peanut allegory

by **Phil Hornby** Fri Feb 03, 2012 1:56 pm

I am allergic to allegories

by astra Fri Feb 03, 2012 3:02 pm

The Allegro wasn't toooo bad

by oftenwrong Fri Feb 03, 2012 5:07 pm

Allegedly, it says right here

by astra Fri Feb 03, 2012 5:54 pm

Square steering wheel? confusing all

by oftenwrong Fri Feb 03, 2012 7:31 pm

wearing the fashionable bi-focals

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