Five-word thread

by **Ivan** Sun Oct 09, 2011 10:22 am

First topic message reminder :

Who will start us off?

by Guest Thu Dec 29, 2011 5:18 pm

and gets applause in Texas

by oftenwrong Thu Dec 29, 2011 10:13 pm

if wearing a big hat

by astra Tue Jan 03, 2012 7:03 pm

everything's bigger in the USA

by oftenwrong Tue Jan 03, 2012 7:46 pm

USA 9,629,091 kilometers², Canada 9,976,140.

by astra Tue Jan 03, 2012 9:58 pm

how much of Canada is frozen tundra?

by oftenwrong Tue Jan 03, 2012 11:17 pm

Less as each day passes

(if you believe the Global Warmers and can't count.)

by **Phil Hornby** Wed Jan 04, 2012 11:12 am

It'll soon be called Canad

by Guest Wed Jan 04, 2012 12:05 pm

how much of Canada is frozen tundra?

With Alaska and Hawaii, the US has a bit more land area than Canada. Just found that out last year.

Game: when it finally "loses" Quebec

(and all the real Canadians, including the Acadians, say, "Good riddnce!"

by astra Wed Jan 04, 2012 2:18 pm

Frogs to the bogs, Yeah!!

by astra Sun Jan 15, 2012 3:13 pm

Coooooooeeeeeeeee! Is there anybody home?

by **Phil Hornby** Sun Jan 15, 2012 4:05 pm

Quick, everyone - hide the Scotch! Very Happy

by astra Sun Jan 15, 2012 4:52 pm

well, the good stuff anyway

by **Phil Hornby** Sun Jan 15, 2012 5:08 pm

Would one have anything else?!

by oftenwrong Sun Jan 15, 2012 5:50 pm

"Stag's Belch" or "Amoral Balmoral"?

by astra Sun Jan 15, 2012 5:57 pm

A Wee Doch an' Doris

by **Phil Hornby** Sun Jan 15, 2012 5:58 pm

Blimey - they're both p*ssed already...!

by oftenwrong Sun Jan 15, 2012 6:56 pm

Do you drink we're thunk?

by astra Sun Jan 15, 2012 7:13 pm

Good consternoon aftable, what yer?

by **Phil Hornby** Sun Jan 15, 2012 7:18 pm

Just blow in this bag...

by oftenwrong Sun Jan 15, 2012 7:22 pm

Looks like somebody already did

by **Phil Hornby** Sun Jan 15, 2012 7:27 pm

The EasyJet souvenir's turned up ...!

by astra Sun Jan 15, 2012 7:35 pm

A Long Legged Trolley Dolley?? Very Happy

(erm, Flight Attendant)

by oftenwrong Mon Jan 16, 2012 9:46 am

A tenner extra on Ryanair

by astra Mon Jan 16, 2012 12:13 pm

Is she worth ALL that?

by **Phil Hornby** Mon Jan 16, 2012 12:40 pm

The conversation's entering dangerous territory ....

by oftenwrong Mon Jan 16, 2012 5:29 pm

Just waiting for Mr. Manning

by astra Wed Jan 18, 2012 12:22 pm

Don't Panick Sir! They Don't

by Guest Wed Jan 18, 2012 1:41 pm

They just shoot the fools!

by **Phil Hornby** Wed Jan 18, 2012 1:55 pm

In which case - I'm dead...!

by astra Wed Jan 18, 2012 2:44 pm

Lay doon then, else I'll tell my lawyer

by oftenwrong Wed Jan 18, 2012 5:14 pm

First, kill all the Lawyers

by **Phil Hornby** Wed Jan 18, 2012 9:42 pm

and call it 'Brief Encounters'

by oftenwrong Wed Jan 18, 2012 10:54 pm

or even The Lost Weekend

by Guest Thu Jan 19, 2012 6:23 am

as worldwide, lawyer-less socities rejoice!

by astra Fri Jan 20, 2012 9:35 pm

Wot? No more Briefs to

by Guest Fri Jan 20, 2012 9:37 pm

legally "shake down" defenseless victims?

by Charlatan Fri Jan 20, 2012 10:46 pm

Altogether they were shameless brutes

by Guest Fri Jan 20, 2012 10:55 pm

destroying decency in lawyers' suits

by astra Sat Jan 21, 2012 3:31 pm

A lawyer and a gentleman

two men in one suit!!!/ What a Face

by Guest Sat Jan 21, 2012 3:41 pm

"A lawyer and a gentleman..."

... forever will be mutually exclusive

by Charlatan Sat Jan 21, 2012 5:53 pm

As they unite against order

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