Is David Cameron a moron from the outer reaches of the universe? (Part 1)

OW QUOTE It's an ill wind .........

Bought on by eating Spanish onions?

It is becoming more and more obvious that the UK is no longer the UK. We are becoming a target for foreign companies. Eventually UK businesses and utilities will be parcelled out and we will be left with the parts no other country wants.

2 wars for freedom, 2 decades to slip back into 'slavery'.


Latest gossip. A vicar invited a curate and the visiting Bishop back to his house after a garden fete. He offered them drinks and the Bishop accepted a double whisky. The vicar turned to the curate 'Would you like a little drop of something?'
'Certainly not!' came the self-righteous reply 'I would rather commit adultery'.
'Oh' said the Bishop, giving back his full glass 'I didn't know there was a choice'.

The same vicar and bishop, no doubt, where the vicar was seeking to rid the churchyard of pigeons by shouting " Shoo, you buggers" at the birds.

The Bishop admonished the vicar and said " That is no way to behave. Just clap your hands gently at them- and the buggers will soon depart..."

Phil Hornby wrote:The same vicar and bishop, no doubt, where the vicar was seeking to rid the churchyard of pigeons by shouting " Shoo, you buggers" at the birds.

The Bishop admonished the vicar and said " That is no way to behave. Just clap your hands gently at them- and the buggers will soon depart..."

Love it.

That's the same vicar that clapped his hands and looked up as the pigeons flew over. As he wiped his eye he was heard to remark 'that's what's meant by a 'stool' pigeon.'

Ha ha!!! love em both

Another joke:

Cameron has persuaded those friendly people from National Statistics to add some questions to their surveys - about whether we are happy, on a scale from 0 to 10. One asks whether the respondent "feels anxious".

Should we tell him?

"Should we tell him?" ha ha!!

Noooo!!!! let him suffer in silence to keep his dignity, what's left of little that was there in the first place.

Mel wrote:"Should we tell him?" ha ha!!

Noooo!!!! let him suffer in silence to keep his dignity, what's left of little that was there in the first place.

Sorry Mel i think the people should tell him the truth, as that is one word that Scam..er..on does not like, in fact NO Tory likes that word TRUTH.

Redflag wrote:

Mel wrote:"Should we tell him?" ha ha!!

Noooo!!!! let him suffer in silence to keep his dignity, what's left of little that was there in the first place.

Sorry Mel i think the people should tell him the truth, as that is one word that Scam..er..on does not like, in fact NO Tory likes that word TRUTH.

Dear Redflag,

DC loves the word TRUTH. He thinks it has a ring of sincerity about it. Unfortunately he is still looking for its definition in the Eton Old Boys dictionary.

One definition (below) of the noun 'truth' reads - 'That which is true or in accordance with fact or reality: "tell me the truth".' This is DC's failing - fact or reality.
»Wikipedia - Dictionary.com - Answers.com - Merriam-Webster

Yours, God.

As I have no knowledge worth imparting on any serious subject, I thought I might interject with another little 'Vicar' joke :

The vicar has lost his bike and believes a member of the congregation has taken it. His choirmaster suggests that when he gives his sermon on Sunday , the vicar should preach on the Ten Commandments and when he gets to 'Thou shalt not steal' he should look hard in the eye of each of those in attendance to identify the guilty party.

After the service, the choirmaster eagerly asks the vicar if he has unmasked the culprit. The vicar is somewhat evasive, saying only : "When I got to ' Thou shalt not commit adultery', I suddenly remembered where I had left the bike..."

That explains the comment of the woman who said 'We didn't know what sin was until you came here, vicar'.

"Hello, is that St. Brides shelter?"
"Yes, it is, my son."
"Do you save fallen women?"
"By God's Will, that is what we do here, son."

"Could you save one for me, then, please?"

trevorw2539 wrote:

Redflag wrote:

Mel wrote:"Should we tell him?" ha ha!!

Noooo!!!! let him suffer in silence to keep his dignity, what's left of little that was there in the first place.

Sorry Mel i think the people should tell him the truth, as that is one word that Scam..er..on does not like, in fact NO Tory likes that word TRUTH.

Dear Redflag,

DC loves the word TRUTH. He thinks it has a ring of sincerity about it. Unfortunately he is still looking for its definition in the Eton Old Boys dictionary.

One definition (below) of the noun 'truth' reads - 'That which is true or in accordance with fact or reality: "tell me the truth".' This is DC's failing - fact or reality.
»Wikipedia - Dictionary.com - Answers.com - Merriam-Webster

Yours, God.

Dear Trevor 2539

Does that mean that all the money his parents on his private Education was a complete waste of good money ? if they do not teach what the word truth REALLY MEANS they should of sent him to a state school where that word would been explain at length the precise meaning of the word truth.

Redflag quote.

Dear Trevor 2539

Does that mean that all the money his parents on his private Education was a complete waste of good money ? if they do not teach what the word truth REALLY MEANS they should of sent him to a state school where that word would been explain at length the precise meaning of the word truth.

There is very little a private education can teach that the state system, and I include Grammar schools in that, cannot, and does not teach.

For me private education teaches only the privileges of wealth, and the manners of the 'upper crust' (behaviour in 'society circles'.). Still people have a right to use their earned money their way.

I gave only one definition of truth. Generally accepted.

There is no 'precise' definition of truth.

I went through this during a study I did and it's complicated.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Truth

The best thing that the Government could do to improve Education for our kids is to leave them alone, for a change.

That Secret Conversation...

(msn)

" Of course I don't mind shaking hands with undesirable people , Mr McGuinness - after all, I have to meet Mr Cameron every week..."

Hope she does not think she is speaking for me, in being so pally with that beast!!

.... and the sons shall be punished for the sins of their fathers. Yea, unto the seventh generation.

Phil Hornby wrote:That Secret Conversation...

(msn)

" Of course I don't mind shaking hands with undesirable people , Mr McGuinness - after all, I have to meet Mr Cameron every week..."

Well I pleased the Queen has to meet Cameron once a week and not me Phil.... as one meeting with Cameron and I would end up with attention deficit disorder. ha ha

Stox 16 wrote:

Phil Hornby wrote:That Secret Conversation...

(msn)

" Of course I don't mind shaking hands with undesirable people , Mr McGuinness - after all, I have to meet Mr Cameron every week..."

Well I pleased the Queen has to meet Cameron once a week and not me Phil.... as one meeting with Cameron and I would end up with attention deficit disorder. ha ha

I would end up in the Tower for Murder even to have to be in the same room with Scam..er..on for five minutes the poor queen having to put up with him for around half an hour.

Redflag wrote:

Stox 16 wrote:

Phil Hornby wrote:That Secret Conversation...

(msn)

" Of course I don't mind shaking hands with undesirable people , Mr McGuinness - after all, I have to meet Mr Cameron every week..."

Well I pleased the Queen has to meet Cameron once a week and not me Phil.... as one meeting with Cameron and I would end up with attention deficit disorder. ha ha

I would end up in the Tower for Murder even to have to be in the same room with Scam..er..on for five minutes the poor queen having to put up with him for around half an hour.

I would end up with you ha ha ha

trevorw2539 wrote:

Redflag wrote:

Mel wrote:"Should we tell him?" ha ha!!

Noooo!!!! let him suffer in silence to keep his dignity, what's left of little that was there in the first place.

Sorry Mel i think the people should tell him the truth, as that is one word that Scam..er..on does not like, in fact NO Tory likes that word TRUTH.

Dear Redflag,

DC loves the word TRUTH. He thinks it has a ring of sincerity about it. Unfortunately he is still looking for its definition in the Eton Old Boys dictionary.

One definition (below) of the noun 'truth' reads - 'That which is true or in accordance with fact or reality: "tell me the truth".' This is DC's failing - fact or reality.
»Wikipedia - Dictionary.com - Answers.com - Merriam-Webster

Yours, God.

Trevor2539 No Tory can say that word the only thing they know how too do is LIE through their back teeth, and I suppose the word truth is not in the Eton Old Boys dictionary that is why they never speak the truth.

“Cameron's coalition: a government with ominous intent”

Extracts from an article by Polly Toynbee and David Walker:-

"Dogma is the strength of Cameron's determination to dismantle the state, while disarray is his confusion and incompetence in carrying it out. People assume political leaders know what they are doing, when in fact they are often deeply confused. Cameron, like all modern politicians, gets swept up by one day's headlines. He is also in thrall to Tory beliefs that are often confused and contradictory. He has been a navigator without maps, usually oblivious and indifferent to the unintended consequences of his policies. In health, criminal justice and welfare the Cameron era has to be characterised by the 2012 catchphrase 'omnishambles'.

Philosophically, Conservatism was and remains all over the place. Shrink-the-state zeal conflicts with a Tory desire to keep Britain great, leading to over-the-odds defence spending. Love of the little platoons of localism vies with the constant urge to command, witness Gove and communities secretary Eric Pickles. Market freedom is at odds with social order exemplified in Cameron's half-baked National Citizens Service for the young. Ministers rubbish professionalism, abuse the civil service, slander GPs and teachers, then bemoan loss of respect and authority. Even a shrunken state needs disinterested, enthusiastic public servants."

For the full article and some interesting reader comments:-
http://www.guardian.co.uk/politics/2012/sep/19/government-with-ominous-intent?CMP=twt_gu

Polly Toynbee may be typical of the many people who judge others by themselves e.g. an honest person assumes others to be honest.

In the above example, Slimy Gove and Lardy Pickles are assumed to be acting in accordance with some deeply-held conviction, whereas the reality is inescapable - that they are making things up as they go along.

It's like those local Committees that don't actually have a lot to do, so spend their time making up by-laws so as to justify their existence.

oftenwrong wrote:Polly Toynbee may be typical of the many people who judge others by themselves e.g. an honest person assumes others to be honest.

In the above example, Slimy Gove and Lardy Pickles are assumed to be acting in accordance with some deeply-held conviction, whereas the reality is inescapable - that they are making things up as they go along.

It's like those local Committees that don't actually have a lot to do, so spend their time making up by-laws so as to justify their existence.

Nothing could justify their existence but could find justification for their demise.

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Cameron would say he is a right wing Tory who has been forced to make really "hard choices" to cut this deficit.

What he isnt saying is that he is cutting welfare and housing benefit because his party just dont believe in the welfare State.

The only "hard choice" that the Tories make is in deciding how much money to give to their cronies in tax cuts.

Last month the Chairman of the BBC took up his new post and then resigned, pocketing a years' salary for his trouble. He was the "FALL GUY" brought in to take full responsibility then fall upon his sword.

David Cameron is likely to follow in the classic tradition unless things improve for the Tory Party quite soon.

Ivan wrote:The only "hard choice" that the Tories make is in deciding how much money to give to their cronies in tax cuts.

Speaking of which, have you seen that Boris is calling on Osborne to cut the top rate of tax further? He's in India, which has rates of between 10-30%, depending on the type of income, and thinks we should follow their lead. That's India, the country will tens of millions scratching a living by scavenging from refuse tips and which, in spite of its growing economy, still receives aid from the UK for its poor, though that's about to stop I believe.

Ivan wrote:The only "hard choice" that the Tories make is in deciding how much money to give to their cronies in tax cuts.

Im wondering how long it's going to take the media to start in depth challenging here ?

Ivanhoe wrote:

Ivan wrote:The only "hard choice" that the Tories make is in deciding how much money to give to their cronies in tax cuts.

Im wondering how long it's going to take the media to start in depth challenging here ?

It may not take that long Ivanhoe, Ivans and your post just need to be read by the right person and then off it will go.

Redflag, I have often thought of emailing Andrew Neil, but I figure this would be a waste of time.

Redflag, I have often thought of emailing Andrew Neil, but I figure this would be a waste of time.

A clear demonstration of Public Apathy, exactly what you have repeatedly accused the British Public of. Doesn't it make you think of people in Glasshouses.

Ohhh deary me. bobby. I am not about to even try to give credence to your remark.

The British public largely are indeed the most politically apathetic race on this planet.

Ivanhoe, are you kidding, firstly you complain about apathy, then highlight that you can't be bothered to complain. This thread is becoming more entertaining than the religious posts.

Ivanhoe wrote:Ohhh deary me. bobby. I am not about to even try to give credence to your remark.

The British public largely are indeed the most politically apathetic race on this planet.

Bobby and Ivanhoe the reason for the apathy is when this gov't does something that effects THEM, and until then they just sit back and let it happen but come April 2013 it will DEFINITELY get there hackles up.

Ivanhoe said: Ohhh deary me. bobby. I am not about to even try to give credence to your remark.

Sorry Ivanhoe, but you gave my remark full credence, when you posted;

"Redflag, I have often thought of emailing Andrew Neil, but I figure this would be a waste of time."

bobby wrote:Ivanhoe said: Ohhh deary me. bobby. I am not about to even try to give credence to your remark.

Sorry Ivanhoe, but you gave my remark full credence, when you posted;

"Redflag, I have often thought of emailing Andrew Neil, but I figure this would be a waste of time."

Bobby Andrew Neil is alright, its Andrew Marr that is the out and out Tory.

Are you sure about that, Red? Marr was one of those who referred to Jeremy Hunt as Jeremy (another word, that rhymes).