Is David Cameron a moron from the outer reaches of the universe? (Part 1)

by AwfulTruth Thu Feb 02, 2012 2:36 pm

First topic message reminder :

APOLOGIES TO ALL DAVID CAMERON FANS

I just wondered Suspect

since his Prime Minister's Questions talents are about as edifying as a troglodyte with caveman issues: like he knows how to answer a question without pummeling his opponent with his stone club?

I never witnessed such an appalling lack of discussion, or even general etiquette, skills than with this prime mover. If I had been paid a quid for every ad hominem (personal reference - sarcasm to you and I) that fell out of his plump mouth I would be rich.

Seriously, why does Cameron make such a fool of himself? He has already been censured for bullying the newby MP's, and for his habit of telling pork pies when the truth would have done nicely.

It is now the case that his own party is getting sick of his amateurish habits which, as he has been solemnly told, may even bring office of PM into disrepute.

What do you think of his PMQs performance? Basketball

by Mel Mon May 21, 2012 4:39 pm

"Herr Camercon, Sie sind ein Idiot!!!!"

by oftenwrong Tue May 22, 2012 11:30 am

Cameron's verbal assault on the Euro-denizens marks a turning-point in Tory policy. They've stopped caring what anybody thinks about them.

No more Mister Nice Guy.

by Redflag Tue May 22, 2012 2:18 pm

oftenwrong wrote:

"Don't cry for me, Angelina."

Who is the guy in the picture he looks really Hissed off with everybody?

by oftenwrong Tue May 22, 2012 5:42 pm

Presumably a Bayern Munich supporter.

by Redflag Tue May 22, 2012 5:45 pm

oftenwrong wrote:Presumably a Bayern Munich supporter.

Silly sod imagine letting something as petty as that soor his milk Sad

by Blamhappy Tue May 22, 2012 6:07 pm

Perhaps Ivan's examples of incompetence weren't the best, but this is a terribly incompetent government for sure.

I think the list of u-turns is sufficient to back this up.

by **Phil Hornby** Tue May 22, 2012 6:34 pm

In May 2010 the Labour Government was at such a low ebb that the Tories only needed a half-decent leader to win a handsome overall Parliamentary majority. Unfortunately for them, they only had Cameron... Very Happy

by Adele Carlyon Tue May 22, 2012 9:42 pm

And now it's unfortunate for all of us! Tosser!

by Redflag Wed May 23, 2012 5:24 pm

Adele Carlyon wrote:And now it's unfortunate for all of us! Tosser!

I agree Adele it is very unfortunate for us getting a tosspot like him.

by Mel Mon May 28, 2012 11:55 am

The moron Camercon thinks he is boss of Europa as well as here in the UK, cocky bastard.
He is telling (not asking) that he will demand major cuts in generous EU subsidies to farmers in France if President François Hollande challenges the annual £2.7bn British rebate. He is saying that Hollande would be well advised to abide by an informal deal struck with Nicolas Sarkozy.

He is losing support and friends here in the UK by the day and there will be no love lost with Hollande who he snubbed before the Frenchman was elected. A great way to make amends.

The blusterous dangerous toff was if you remember snubbed by Sarkozy at the EU Conference some weeks back. The only one he seems to get along with his his joined at the hip brother Glegg,who only puts up with Camercon for his own personal ends. Hence we have a completely Tory orientated so called government.
We must oust this obnoxious dangerous moron, before he ruins the UK and sparks off world war three.

by Redflag Mon May 28, 2012 12:29 pm

Mel wrote:The moron Camercon thinks he is boss of Europa as well as here in the UK, cocky bastard.
He is telling (not asking) that he will demand major cuts in generous EU subsidies to farmers in France if President François Hollande challenges the annual £2.7bn British rebate. He is saying that Hollande would be well advised to abide by an informal deal struck with Nicolas Sarkozy.

He is losing support and friends here in the UK by the day and there will be no love lost with Hollande who he snubbed before the Frenchman was elected. A great way to make amends.

The blusterous dangerous toff was if you remember snubbed by Sarkozy at the EU Conference some weeks back. The only one he seems to get along with his his joined at the hip brother Glegg,who only puts up with Camercon for his own personal ends. Hence we have a completely Tory orientated so called government.
We must oust this obnoxious dangerous moron, before he ruins the UK and sparks off world war three.

I was glad when the French voted Francois Hollande, and I hope the Greeks elect a socialist gov't and it spreads all over Europe, Merkel has lost the biggest part of Germany so this could happen. Scam..er..on will soon have no friends in his own party and he is a dangerous backstud Mel and do need to get rid of him pronto.

by bobby Mon May 28, 2012 12:37 pm

Just getting rid of Herr Cameron will not make much difference, we need to rid ourselves of the bleeding lot, Tories and Lib-Dems. If Herr Cameron get his well deserved Tory Style stab in the Back, he will simply be replaced with yet another of the lieing, Cheating Tory front benchers, and I believe their core beliefs will be just the same as are now

by Redflag Mon May 28, 2012 12:44 pm

bobby wrote:Just getting rid of Herr Cameron will not make much difference, we need to rid ourselves of the bleeding lot, Tories and Lib-Dems. If Herr Cameron get his well deserved Tory Style stab in the Back, he will simply be replaced with yet another of the lieing, Cheating Tory front benchers, and I believe their core beliefs will be just the same as are now

Your quite right bobby we do need to get rid of them, the only way that is going to happen is the entire of the UK will have to stand up Scam..er..on and the Tory party and I mean the entire UK, but I hope and pray that he gets the honorary knife between the shoulder blades and then watch Cleggs face.

by Blamhappy Fri Jun 01, 2012 5:25 pm

Re: the thread title.

According to a poll published on Digital Spy, yes!

http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/odd/news/a384891/one-in-ten-brits-believe-david-cameron-could-be-an-alien.html

by Redflag Sun Jun 03, 2012 11:10 am

Blamhappy wrote:Re: the thread title.

According to a poll published on Digital Spy, yes!

http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/odd/news/a384891/one-in-ten-brits-believe-david-cameron-could-be-an-alien.html

I don't think their would be many that would say NO to your question regarding the title of this thread BH.

by Mel Tue Jun 05, 2012 11:26 am

I am aghast!!! Cameron has just finished his speech/sermon/lecture prior
to the Archbishops address to the massive audiance. He was preaching in so many ways that we as citizens should be thoughtful, caring of others and taking care not to offend or do any injustice and so on.
My god, the bloody hypocrite. Made my blood boil watching and listening to the bloody con man

by trevorw2539 Tue Jun 05, 2012 12:36 pm

Mel wrote:I am aghast!!! Cameron has just finished his speech/sermon/lecture prior
to the Archbishops address to the massive audiance. He was preaching in so many ways that we as citizens should be thoughtful, caring of others and taking care not to offend or do any injustice and so on.
My god, the bloody hypocrite. Made my blood boil watching and listening to the bloody con man

Actually he was reading from the Bible. And I cottoned on to the content of the scripture and thought it was rather inapproriate. Not for the occasion, but for the one reading it.
Did you hear the Archbishops sermon? The part about caring. I would love to have looked a DC's face at that moment. Unfortunately listening on the radio, while weeding in the garden, I couldn't.

by Mel Tue Jun 05, 2012 1:36 pm

Hello Trevor,

I only saw the last knockings of the con mans readings. Of course what he spouted would never come from his own mind in a million yrs. He knows nothing about the preachings of the bible, because if he did he would not abuse the book by using it to pretend he is not what we all know he is, a bloody scoundrel. That's putting it mildly.

"Actually he was reading from the Bible. And I cottoned on to the content of the scripture and thought it was rather inapproriate. Not for the occasion, but for the one reading it." Absolutely correct Trevor.

by oftenwrong Tue Jun 05, 2012 7:25 pm

I think that David Cameron was probably wiser to read that Saint Paul's Letter in Westminster Abbey than to make a political speech.

by Mel Tue Jun 05, 2012 7:45 pm

I recon the blighter thought hard and fast about doing so OW.

Aparently he sits in front of a mirror and makes speeches to himself. Next the madman will be sending himself a Xmas card as he loves himself soooo much, it is plain to see.

by trevorw2539 Tue Jun 05, 2012 8:49 pm

oftenwrong wrote:I think that David Cameron was probably wiser to read that Saint Paul's Letter in Westminster Abbey than to make a political speech.

Man walked up to the vicar 'The church is full of Hypocrites' he yelled. Vicar replied 'Well, why don't you come. One more won't make much difference'.

by Mel Wed Jun 06, 2012 7:46 am

Cameron is definately a "moron". However One in 10 Britons believe David Cameron could be an alien, according to a Daily Star poll.

The paper reported on Friday, following a poll by the Daily Star.

In 2009 Cameron, the-then leader of the opposition, said he was convinced aliens had visited Earth and that "one of them is trade secretary Peter Mandelson".

He must know then, because it must take one to know one. I suspect possibly Gideon may also be one as he looks rather different to others with that face of his. Very Happy

Some exrtacts from The Huffington post.

by oftenwrong Wed Jun 06, 2012 10:09 am

"He must know then, because it must take one to know one. I suspect possibly Gideon may also be one ...."

I'm saying nothing, but watch any newsreel clip of them walking somewhere, and they all do it in the same rather idiosyncratic manner of the legs moving independently of their motionless hands, as though they're still learning how to do it without falling over.

by Mel Wed Jun 06, 2012 12:36 pm

I thought that the way that they walked was due to accident in the lower regions. Very Happy

by Redflag Wed Jun 06, 2012 5:40 pm

Mel wrote:I thought that the way that they walked was due to accident in the lower regions.

Or they just been kicked in there family allowance area, or even better Mel they had met me and I had cut off EVERYTHING OUCH. lol!

by astra Wed Jun 06, 2012 6:03 pm

they had met me and I had cut off EVERYTHING OUCH. .

Redflag

Is THAT where me Gelding Irons are??

by Redflag Sat Jun 09, 2012 8:15 am

astra wrote:
they had met me and I had cut off EVERYTHING OUCH. .
Redflag

Is THAT where me Gelding Irons are??

OMG you have found me out astra, can I hang on too them in case I get lucky and bump into another Blue Tory A.H.

by Adele Carlyon Mon Jun 11, 2012 8:53 am

The poor little petal must be worrying about appearing at Leveson! Oops a daisy!

by trevorw2539 Mon Jun 11, 2012 9:47 am

David6 wrote:Wasnt to sure where to really post this, but here is it

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/cameron-leaves-daughter-8-pub-055846798.html

How can you forget your daugther?

My - now ex-partner - and I were looking looking round a store in a shopping mall. We separated briefly to look at different things. Both thought our three year old son was with the other. He wasn't. In the few moments we had been separated he had wandered out of the store and into another store. The Mall security staff were quick to locate him when we realised our loss, and thankfully he was OK. Neither of us forgot our son. We both assumed, in this case wrongly, he was with the other.

This happens regularly in supermarkets, Malls etc. Just because it happens to a high profile character it becomes news.

Errors happen. We are all human.

by Mel Mon Jun 11, 2012 12:12 pm

Trevor I very much agree "Errors happen. We are all human. "

Of course when Brown made an "error" he was castigated.

Adele "The poor little petal must be worrying about appearing at Leveson! Oops a daisy!"

LOL Very Happy

by Adele Carlyon Mon Jun 11, 2012 1:21 pm

I once gave my Mum and Dad the slip when I was three or four. We were in a department store and I needed a wee. My parents were frantically running around looking for me when a lady said to them "has she got a red coat on?" Yes my Mum says, and then the lady said I think you need to come outside with me. And there I was, for all to see, sitting on the toilet that was part of the display bathroom in the shop window, with my nicks around my ankles, proudly swinging my legs! hahaha There was a lovely trickle of wee running out of the toilet as it wasn't plumbed in! Laughing

by blueturando Mon Jun 11, 2012 1:42 pm

PMSL Adele......That's story has cheered up my day Very Happy

by Mel Mon Jun 11, 2012 2:05 pm

Ha ha ha!!!!!! Adele, that was a bit wet Very Happy

by trevorw2539 Mon Jun 11, 2012 2:09 pm

Adele Carlyon wrote:I once gave my Mum and Dad the slip when I was three or four. We were in a department store and I needed a wee. My parents were frantically running around looking for me when a lady said to them "has she got a red coat on?" Yes my Mum says, and then the lady said I think you need to come outside with me. And there I was, for all to see, sitting on the toilet that was part of the display bathroom in the shop window, with my nicks around my ankles, proudly swinging my legs! hahaha There was a lovely trickle of wee running out of the toilet as it wasn't plumbed in!

Aw. cumon. You're taking the er...... p.... Wink

by Adele Carlyon Mon Jun 11, 2012 4:02 pm

I absolutely am not taking the piddle! lol I even had a moan at the shop owner as there was no loo roll!! I think my Mum wanted to die from embarrassment! She saw the funny side of it later on! haha

by **Phil Hornby** Mon Jun 11, 2012 4:33 pm

We know two things about this episode.

Firstly, it would have been somebody else's fault and doubtless they have already been dismissed.

Second, had it been Gordon Brown who had committed the same error, we would today have been reading that it was ample evidence of just how uncaring and useless he was, and how he was hoping his child would be sold into slavery as an abandoned and unwanted offspring.

It is indeed this type of event which points up just what gigantic hypocrites are those who took each and every opportunity to criticise Brown, but who fawn willingly over the likes of the casually- arrogant Cameron.... Shocked

by Adele Carlyon Mon Jun 11, 2012 4:40 pm

I've always thought that the press treated Brown shamefully. And bringing his sick child into it was an all time low!

by oftenwrong Mon Jun 11, 2012 5:17 pm

The Press print whatever sells newspapers.

We actually need to establish what makes people buy them.

by trevorw2539 Mon Jun 11, 2012 5:55 pm

oftenwrong wrote:The Press print whatever sells newspapers.

We actually need to establish what makes people buy them.

Always keep one handy. Rough, but useable, if you run out of loo roll.

by astra Mon Jun 11, 2012 6:13 pm

since they have gone "Tabloid" they are no longe any use as a fly-swat

by Redflag Mon Jun 11, 2012 8:48 pm

Adele Carlyon wrote:I've always thought that the press treated Brown shamefully. And bringing his sick child into it was an all time low!

Your quite right Adele have watched Gordon Brown at Leveson he done himself proud of course there is the usual suspects saying that he lied, and both of the Murdochs where telling the truth, if you did not watch Dispatches on channel 4 tonight go on line and watch it there is some true shockers, the BSKYB deal with the Murdochs and there entourage it was an eye opener to say the least.

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